As much as I wanted to make some kind of earthquake joke or do something like the heavens were opening up, I just can't bring myself to do it. For see you Nadine Velazquez shaking her ass is just... just... glorious. I don't think I can make light of such a beautiful sight.
If you are a person, say a celebrity, who has to travel from one place to another to another all night to promote something, you want to be comfortable. And whether that means ditching the high heels for sneakers, throwing on some sweatpants, or wearing some the sexiest lingerie while in the back of a limo like Nadine Velazquez, comfort is the most important.
Here’s the thing about Nadine Velazquez, she’s really freaking hot. Period. End of sentence. I have no idea what she does to stay in such beautiful shape, but if she wants to keep doing it, then I refuse to stand in her way. In fact, I will do whatever I can do help her achieve her peak sexiness.
If someone came up to me and said, “Hey, you want to spend like eight days in the middle of the desert with no phones, no electricity, and no running water?” I would kindly ask them to leave my apartment and never speak to me again. And yet Burning Man continues to be a thing, but now it seems to be filled with more and more celebrities who are continually sharing their adventures on social media.
There is an art to taking a selfie and if I’m being completely honest I have yet to master it. Odds are I probably never will, but there are some out there who know the right angle to hold the camera to get just the right light and show off something amazing. For instance, Nadine Velazquez takes one hell of a selfie.
Each and every day we're given the opportunity to check out some of the hottest celebs ever looking sexy as hell. Today, the winner of the sexiness award, hands-down, goes to the gorgeous Nadine Velazquez and her tasty Instagram pool side bikini photo! Seriously though, does this one even need an explanation? Just look at those boobs! Nadine pool side in a sexy bikini FTW!
We must have missed the memo. You know, the one that stated that Nadine Velazquez is an undercover cleavage show mastermind. All of that hot Latina sex appeal really has a way of tricking you sometimes. But this Instagram photo is simply all the proof we need that Nadine is a naughty little harlot!
You really, really deserve this. You had a hard week, all you want to do is go home and begin your Christmas vacation, but you still have a couple hours left to go, and if time doesn't start flying by a little more swiftly, you're going to scream. We feel you 100%. That's why we found a good--no, great--clip of Nadine Velazquez walking around topless from "Flight." You can see her body in better than ever before, and you should, because you deserve it, champ.
That's all we need to get us through the rest of the day. We're out of 5 Hour Energy drinks and juicy booty is the only other thing that can shoot us up with Vitamin-B in a heartbeat. This clip from "The League" might only be a single second long, but it's a valuable second. It would be slightly more valuable without Ruxin, but he's her husband. Sigh.
This morning, we got our first look at Nadine Velazquez's full frontal nudity scene in "Flight," and our hearts are still a-flutter about it. Of course, there's much more to this woman than a few minutes of boobs (and that ass in that thong that makes us want to cry), and we intend to extol those other facets most heartily right here.
People land planes all the time, so what's the big whoop about that? Clearly, the fascinating part of "Flight" is the fact that our hero Denzel Washington can watch Nadine Velazquez walk around the hotel room in nothing but her thong and her ass doesn't make him burst into flames. Somebody's getting an Oscar, we can feel it.
A little birdy told us that mega-hottie Nadine Velazquez is going to spend some time caressing your eyeballs with her totally naked body in the upcoming Denzel Washington movie, "Flight." We know we shouldn't trust birds with stuff like this, but in this case, the little birdy is a professional film critic, so we're good.
Nadine is best known from "My Name is Earl," on which she played the gorgeous housekeeper of Earl and Randy's motel, but you may also know her as Rodney Ruxin's wife on "The League" or from her appearance on the short-lived "Charlie's Angels" series. We'd mention her recurring role on "Hart of Dixie," but we doubt there's significant overlap between those who read Fleshbot and those who watch The CW. Anyway, here's Nadine covering up her boobs and missing a tiny spot!
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