This year’s Dirty Dozen reflects wise and difficult choices in the Pornographic Arts.

Jesse Jane and Riley Steele may be on the side of the law in “Skip Trace 2,” but evil coke dealer Nacho Vidal has the most fun.

Can you believe the nerve of this girl? BiBi shows up at Nacho and Erik’s place, gets them to cheat on their respective girlfriends, and then sells them some subprime mortgages. Just because she’s having her first boy-boy-girl threesome, she thinks she gets to be the Angel of Destruction. Some people!

Jesse Jane and Riley Steele are bounty hunters. Unfortunately, all we know about bounty hunting is what we’ve learned from “Domino,” “One for the Money,” and “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” so unless we see nunchucks and big blonde wigs and Katherine Heigl, we’ll have no idea what’s going on.

So you’re worried about your rent going up when you renew the lease, these things happen. All you need to do is put a little polite pressure on your landlord; have Jesse Jane press her breast against his thigh as she crawls across his lap, and not only will your rent stay the same, but you might even get free utilities!

The money that you give your babysitter needs to go a long way, not just for basic amenities, but for socializing and having fun. They have to spend money on clothing, makeup, drinks, cabs, contraception, and a bunch of other things to have a single night out on the town; think how much money and anxiety she could save if you would simply bang her brains out before she leaves your house!

Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

As we saw yesterday, Kristina Rose is mighty skilled with a strap-on, but apparently she’s capable of pounding dudes using her pussy as well! Here you can see her holding Nacho Vidal’s legs on the air, bending his cock slightly down, and fucking him like she owns him.

It is unclear how to connect “Coach” Nacho Vidal’s goalie training of Cassandra Nix to his movie being titled “Sexual Messiah,” but she does learn to catch balls.

Kneeling before other messiahs or holy figures isn’t such a big deal: you genuflect, maybe you prostrate, maybe you kiss someone’s ring and go about your business. However, kneeling before The Sexual Messiah (a.k.a. Nacho Vidal, a.k.a. the LeBron James of Sadistic Dick Swingers) is a different story. Young Hope here ended up kneeling for quite some time as Nacho parked his cock in the back of her throat, so keep that in mind the next time you run into Mr. Vidal.

Nacho Vidal’s style of lovemaking might not be for the oversized coffee cup/scented candle crowd in their appliqued cat sweatshirts, but even his heart breaks with love—over the frank Kayla Carrera—in “Made in USA.”

We know you’ve been counting down the days until “All Internal” finally turns eighteen, and now that it’s here, you can finally enjoy the sight of these six girls getting filled with cream in a sexual way. Finally, you don’t have to pretend to be an anthropologist!

At what point does Selena Rose begin wrecking relationships? Does it happen as soon as she puts her mouth on a dick, or is her gaze alone enough to scorch a happy home? More importantly, how has Selena’s presence in the community affected your marriage? Maybe you should avoid telling her about the block party.

To hear the Mexican-American Kristina Rose, the Spanish Nacho Vidal, and the Colombian Franceska Jaimes busting out the Espanol, porn-style, is reason enough to watch this Bogotalicious compilation of scenes featuring the dangerous Jaimes. Nacho Vidal has never made a sensitive couples’ film, but I know plenty of couples who

Believe it or not, what comes out of our beloved porn stars’ mouths is often more compelling than what goes in. In fact, while breasts may sag and nuts will deflate, words remain everturgid. Next time you watch a porn movie, count how many times you hear “Fuck!” and “Shit!”

We were blown away when we found this GIF of Nacho Vidal fucking Victoria White like some powerful Spanish frog with an enormous cock, but we had no idea how he got into that position Now we have a video, and we can recreate the experience at home! So how

So once again you left your Halloween planning until the last minute, and now you’ve no idea what to wear to that kickass party you were invited to tonight. Well, don’t worry—we’ve got a failsafe costume that’ll get you all sorts of attention (and, better yet, it works for ladies

In our final Nacho video from the troubled production “Wasted,” we get behind the wheel with Mr. Vidal as he trades words and touches cocks with Nick Manning, laments the condescension of English speakers, and gets real with a Volvo. “I don’t like people,” Vidal says. “I like dogs.” And

Since we’ve had personal experience with batshit-crazy porn performers, we share this video of Nacho Vidal attacking one photographer and menacing another not to imply that Vidal is batshit-crazy, but to scoff at that crap camera. Tensions can run high on a porn set: bad directions to sketchy locations with