This all started when the guitarist for Bend Sinister, Joseph Blood, was cast as an extra in an adult film, met James Deen, and passed him a copy of his band’s new CD. James loved it, he got Lee Roy Myers to love it, and the two of them drove out to the Mojave desert to film James rocking his face off while dressed like Rob Halford. The song is epic, the video is fun, and the special effects on James’s body should always be on James’s body.

Great, now we’re scared that Danny Wylde and Chad Alva are going to pluck out our eyeballs and draw our intestines out through our mouths and savor our blood spattered screams for all eternity. Awesome. Don’t get us wrong, the song is exquisite, this music video is awesome, and we totally think you should watch this, but please, steel yourself.

Things we can’t get enough of: good songs about cunnilingus. Thank you, Kelly Rowland, for giving the world “Kisses Down Low”…we hope it inspires more than a few kisses down low across the globe.

We sure do love the colors of autumn–at least the ones that haven’t been blown off the trees by 90 mph winds–and to help us celebrate the turning of the clocks and the chilling of our bones, here is a group of topless models hanging out while one of them sings opera.

Danny and Chad aren’t just handsome and talented slingers of penis, they’re also bandmates in a dark, minimalist metal/electronica group called Chiildren, and they just released their first digital EP. We’re so proud of them! They found the time to be edgy and freaky in a whole different arena than the one they’re usually edgy and freaky in, and the result is music that feels like being massaged by precise squirts of liquid mercury at the base of your skull.

The Digital Playground contract star can sleep with whomever, date whomever, and make music videos with whatever metal band she wants, but what we’ve learned from watching this Nekrogoblikon video is that the woman is not yet ready to be flirting with potentially bloodthirsty goblins. At least not the one she works with.

As I was spending quality time with my laptop last night, thinking about and writing about sex, I found myself motivated to put on some music that could function as the soundtrack to my sexy blogging when, Voila! the idea for this post hit me right between the labia! Songs to bone down to! Who among us hasn’t found themselves in a sexual situation where music played some part in the success, failure, awkwardness or arousal level if the experience?!?

Lily loves electronic music. Wondering what her favorite songs are? Wonder no more.

I want to share something beautiful with you, sweet aural sex.

We’ve never heard of this band Ghost Tiger before, but after watching their music video for “Whiskey,” we are instant fans. The song is absolutely hypnotic, as is the imagery, which consists of two completely naked (save for body paint) ladies dancing while a projector lights up their bodies. We swear we’re not just in this for the tits.

Case in point: here’s an adaptation of Mozart’s “Don Giovanni” in which we see Juan and Zerlina roll around in bed together. You might see this as dumbing Mozart down, but we see it is repackaging him for a more (apparently) perverted generation. Also, it’s in English, and while it’s

We’re tired of lip synching videos. You know what the new hotness is? Labia synching. Six crafty ladies dressed up their vulvas and made them sing “Glazin’” off Jacuzzi Boys new album, and the band made this the official music video. You really have to appreciate all the hard work

Though it hurts us to say it, porn isn’t everything. Sometimes pornstars need a break from the endless routine of fucking, getting paid, and getting awards for fucking for cash! When they get weary of that world, they do some soul-searching, and they come up with awesome side projects like

If this video looks like something you’ve seen from Jacques Magazine, that’s because it pretty much is. Jonathan Leder, founder and head photographer of Jacques, made this boob-and-vulture-filled video for Is Tropical’s latest single, “Lies.” Who knew that boobs and vultures went together so well? And who knew that Jonathan

Ever wonder how we stay focused on the lusty side of life day after day? Music is a large part of it! So we’ve decided to present you with a weekly song that puts the beat in our hearts and keeps our brains in the bedroom. This week’s treat is

We always knew that Tori Black could make the music with her mouth, but we didn’t know this gentle innuendo could also be interpreted literally. Watch as a symphony of Tori’s orgasmic moans becomes a hot jam by Johann Sebastian Bach. We definitely consider ourselves Tori Black fans, and we

Although this isn’t her first music video (or even her second or third), you have to give Pinky extra credit for having the continuous chutzpah to straddle the porn world and the hip hop world. But where did her pink hair go? Can she still be called Pinky if she’s

Actually, they’re just making the pretzel part with their limbs and genitals. The savagely sensual synthesizer and extended guitar solo are what make this romantic. We can’t hear a face-melting guitar track without getting in the mood for love. It’s because the guitar’s passion is just so raw and unabashedly

For shame, Inna. You got all dressed up with your friends for a Girls’ Night of drinking and picture taking, and you let your pals do all the naked work for you. This is not what we expected from a Romanian pop star. Is it that you don’t feel comfortable

You could turn off the lights, you could “accidentally” rip down the poster, but you’ll always feel Bono’s papery eyes looking down on you as you bed this nice girl. We’ve all been there, haven’t we? At least we didn’t go to school with Bono. But the McCormick brothers did,