There's that old saying about walking and chewing gum, meaning that you can do more than one thing at a time. Sure, we all like to say we can multitask (even if we can't), but when it goes to getting our rocks off usually that's the only thing we can focus on. Well, the Dutch band ADAM attempted to sing while having an orgasm for their latest music video. You can probably guess where this video is going.
Welcome to the ABCs of Amateur, where I post amateur videos from every category in alphabetical order. That's right—Every. Single. Category. Prepare to expand your mind.
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It's pretty hard to get through the day without thinking about Ashanti in a white bikini. I know, I've been there; we've all been there. You are trying to focus on a spreadsheet or crunch those numbers for the quarterly report, but your head is a million miles away thinking about what Ashanti would look like in a white bikini. Well, my friends, rest your weary head, because here's Ashanti in a white bikini.
If you're like me, then you have no idea what kind of music is popular now and who are the hip new artists. The music you (and I) listened to was once just called Rock and now goes by the phrase "Classic Rock." But that doesn't mean we shouldn't make an effort to find a new musician every now and then.
Honestly, I don't know if I'm asking a question or stating a fact. Can Britney Spears not be sexy? Like can she do something in real life or on stage and have it not be completely and utterly sexy? I'm serious I don't believe it's possible for Britney to not be so damn sexy.
While to some it might seem that the art of the music video has gone away with the fact MTV, or Music Television, no longer plays actual music videos. Well, I say the opposite is true. Now that artists don't have the rules and regulations of basic cable television, they can feel free to truly express themselves in whatever fashion they desire. Take, Vanessa Hudgens for example, do you think she could be all sexy in lingerie on MTV? Well, probably, she is extremely hot and could get away with just about anything.
Now, before you get your hopes up, no JoJo is not going to appear on Shameless (2010-2016) and finally show off her fantastic breasts. But JoJo is Snapchatting her little heart out in a pretty revealing bikini, so that's not too bad. She's not shy at all about trying to catch a little sun and possibly stop traffic at the same time.
When it comes to Iggy Azalea our minds all drift to the same thought, her magnificent ass. Rightly so, she has one of the finest rear ends around, but that doesn't mean we should only pay attention to her lower half. In fact, we should probably all be paying a little more attention to her pretty sweet under boob she's rocking.
Of the many looks Rihanna has displayed over the years, I'm going to say that punk rock Rihanna is my new favorite. And believe me, there have been many, many different versions of Rihanna for photo spreads, music videos, television appearance, and just about all of them have been super sexy, but there is something about Rihanna with liberty spikes and cleavage that is just driving me wild.
One of the most famous lines in music, poetry, or literature in general has to be "like a diamond in the sky." It pops up all over the place; it's kind of a go-to lyric whenever someone needs to describe the pure beauty of something. Now, it's going to be a little harder to find a rhyme because the ultimate sign of beauty is no longer a diamond in the sky, but a diamond pastie on Nicki Minaj's boob.
There's that one song that makes us start dancing, no matter where we are or what we are doing. Whether we want to admit it or not, we have a tune that makes us shake it like a Polaroid picture. For Katy Perry, that song is "Work" by Rihanna. But it wouldn't be Katy Perry if she didn't go one step further than just shaking her ass on the dance floor. Oh no, she had to flash her ass while she does it.
Yes. The answer is yes.
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