Well, we all had a feeling that The Little Hours was going to be an awesome film. All the rumors about who was going to get nude and show were flying about, and there was totally a chance that it could end up being kind of disappointing. I'm here to tell you, my friends, it lives up to all the nude hype.
So, I'm going to totally be honest with you guys, I had no idea that Lady Gaga had a documentary coming out. It's called Gaga: Five Foot Two (2017), and it's all about her new album - and let me tell you, when there's Gaga, there's nudity.
We all remember where we were when we first saw that trailer for Starship Troopers (1997). I couldn't have been more excited. I still fondly remember seeing that movie and not understanding why everyone was all about Casper Van Dien, but my god, I loved that movie. Still do love it to this day. How could you not love Dina Meyer in the shower?
I know that none of us were really jumping for joy when we heard about The Mummy (2017). I'll admit that kind of laughed at the trailer and passed it off as nothing to see. Well, I'm here to tell you I was totally wrong. Sure, there are a ton of problems with the story, the acting, and the action, but there one thing that totally makes the movie worth seeing is Sofia Boutella.
In the new film What Happened to Monday, septuplets are played by the lovely and talented Noomi Rapace. Now, I'm sure there's more to the story, but really how cool would it be to live in a world with multiple Noomi Rapaces? If you ask me, that kind of sounds like a dream come true.
Never mind the fact I'm sitting here trying to figure out how in the world a shower in space would work - that's not really what's important. What is important is the fact Alien: Covenant was nice enough to include a shower scene with the lovely Callie Hernandez. Though she probably should have known that in space, no one can hear you shower.
I'm pretty sure we've all dreamed of seeing Kate Upton and Alexandra Daddario together on the big screen, and while it may have been in a different type of movie, they are teaming up for what looks like a pretty funny road trip/buddy comedy. From the looks of the trailer, I'd say this one movie that's not to be missed.
Sure, the Cannes Film Festival is probably the single most prestigious film festival in the entire world. Having your film show there is a huge honor, no doubt. And hanging out (or simply being near) some of the top talent in the world has to be an amazing feeling. So, let's talk about who gets naked.
We could all use some good news and honestly there isn't any better news than learning that Spring Breakers (2013) is finally going to get a sequel. While this news brings a ton of joy to my heart, all I can say is there better be some Selena Gomez topless action going on.
The following information will come as no surprise, a shock to no one: Charlize Theron looks pretty damn awesome when she is not wearing any clothes. We've seen her nude many times and it looks like we are going to keep on seeing her nude, and that, my friends, is truly a wonderful thing.
I've never been much of a betting man, but after seeing the trailer for Below Her Mouth (2017) way back when, I would have been willing to gather all my riches, take out some loans, and offer up everything I own to wager that this movie would have been full of great nudes scenes. Well, my friends, had that been an option, I would be living on my private island watching Below Her Mouth right now.
Even if you aren't a fan of Game of Thrones (2011-2016) (even though I don't think there are too many people who aren't fans), it is still a perfectly acceptable reason to watch the show in the hopes of seeing a topless Emilia Clarke. But if you just so happen to be a strange person who doesn't like that incredibly awesome show, you now have more options when it comes to seeing Emilia Clarke topless because she bares here awesome breasts in the new movie Voice from the Stone (2017).
The Exception (2016) is WWII drama involving spies and mysteries, twists and turns, and I'm sure a whole bunch of other things that make it a pretty good movie. But really, the only you need to know about the film is that Lily James makes her nude debut and it's pretty damn exceptional.
We all knew it would happen, sooner or later - we knew the life and times of the music and sexual icon Madonna would hit the big screen. It appears the first step has been taken and the movie Blonde Ambition has found producers and is headed into pre-production. And while we debate who should play Madonna in the movie, let's also take a moment and look back at her awesome nudity-filled career.
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