We all knew it would happen, sooner or later - we knew the life and times of the music and sexual icon Madonna would hit the big screen. It appears the first step has been taken and the movie Blonde Ambition has found producers and is headed into pre-production. And while we debate who should play Madonna in the movie, let's also take a moment and look back at her awesome nudity-filled career.
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but Fifty Shades Darker (2017) isn't as nudity filled as we had hoped. Not to say there isn't some great nudity, but there might actually be less nudity than there was in Fifty Shades of Grey (2015).
Being a "movie buff," I have grown immune to trailers and teasers. There were way too many times that a trailer blew me out of the water and got me all revved up only to waste two hours of my life (I'm looking at you Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace). These days it seems like trailers are just the best parts of the movie cut together, so why bother? Well, I'll tell you why you should bother - because The Little Hours (2017) trailer is here, and if that doesn't get you excited, something is very wrong.
As much as I would rather not dip my toe into this heated debate, it cannot be avoided. We all know there is a Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001) reboot in the works and this time around Lara Croft will be played by Alicia Vikander instead of Angelina Jolie. So, we must ask the question: Is one Laura Crofter sexier than the other?
As I get older, I find myself using the phrase "they don't make 'em like they used to" more often than I'd like to admit. And while most of the time when someone says that it isn't really true, every so often they really don't make them like they used to. For example, Truck Stop Women (1974) is a movie they really don't make anymore and they really don't make them like Uschi Digard anymore, either.
Much to our surprise, Kristen Wiig went full frontal in her debut in the film Welcome to Me (2014). I'm sure I wasn't alone in thinking that the odds of ever seeing a topless, much less completely nude, Kristen Wiig was somewhere between winning the lottery and winning the lottery for a second time. But alas, she went nude, and it was awesome. Now it seems Kristen Wiig is ready to do it again in a remake for the German comedy Toni Erdmann (2016).
I don't know what it is about the name Tatiana, but whenever I hear it, I automatically picture an incredibly hot woman, just like Tatiana Maslany. It just sounds like the name of a super hottie and Tatiana Maslany really does live up to the hotness of her name. And after years of teasing us with a glimpse of her ass here and there on Orphan Black (2013-2016), she finally shows off her breasts and they are really awesome.
Probably one of the single greatest cinematic achievements in the past 10 - no, 20 years - is the film Blue is the Warmest Color. If we all had VHS copies, they would probably be worn down by now. We all thought that there would never be another piece of cinema like that again, but we all might be wrong. It appears a little film out of Canada might give Blue is the Warmest Color a run for its nudity, a film entitled Below Her Mouth.
You know the worst thing is about Suicide Squad? It's not terrible directing, the piss-poor storytelling, or Jared Leto. The real big issue with Suicide Squad is the wasted the hotness of Margot Robbie and Cara Delevingne.
If you are one of those people who simply can't wait to open your presents (no matter the holiday), then may I present you with an early gif:; the trailer for the new Baywatch movie featuring Alexandra Daddario's bouncing boobs, Priyanka Chopra's bouncing boobs, and Kelly Rohrbach's bouncing boobs. Yeah, this one hell of a wonderful early present.
We spend a lot of time talking about the difficult tasks actors must face when they have to pretend to have sex on camera, but I don't think many of us ever stop to think about the person behind the camera - the director. Sure, it must be strange to fake the most inmate act two people can do together, but how strange it must be to be the one telling the actors how to pretend to have sex. Well, the good people at Vulture decided to ask a couple famous directors about their famous sex scenes.
There's an old saying: "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life," and one has to believe that Jessica Alba has never, ever worked a day in her life. We all love seeing her in a bikini - there is no doubt that she probably loves it just as much. Seriously, there are few things in the world better than seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini.
Being the complete and total nerd that I am, I can remember watching Japanese animation - or anime as the cool kids called it - Ghost in the Shell and being totally blown away by what I seeing. It would seem that the live action version is probably going to blow me away as well, but that might just be due to what Scarlett Johansson is wearing… or not wearing.
If you were hoping that the sequel to Fifty Shades of Grey – Fifty Shades Darker was going to get an NC-17 rating, I hate to be the one to tell you it’s not going to happen. Yep, the film is getting a hard R, emphasis on the hard, when it hits theaters next February.
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