Sure, the Cannes Film Festival is probably the single most prestigious film festival in the entire world. Having your film show there is a huge honor, no doubt. And hanging out (or simply being near) some of the top talent in the world has to be an amazing feeling. So, let's talk about who gets naked.
We could all use some good news and honestly there isn't any better news than learning that Spring Breakers (2013) is finally going to get a sequel. While this news brings a ton of joy to my heart, all I can say is there better be some Selena Gomez topless action going on.
The following information will come as no surprise, a shock to no one: Charlize Theron looks pretty damn awesome when she is not wearing any clothes. We've seen her nude many times and it looks like we are going to keep on seeing her nude, and that, my friends, is truly a wonderful thing.
I've never been much of a betting man, but after seeing the trailer for Below Her Mouth (2017) way back when, I would have been willing to gather all my riches, take out some loans, and offer up everything I own to wager that this movie would have been full of great nudes scenes. Well, my friends, had that been an option, I would be living on my private island watching Below Her Mouth right now.
Even if you aren't a fan of Game of Thrones (2011-2016) (even though I don't think there are too many people who aren't fans), it is still a perfectly acceptable reason to watch the show in the hopes of seeing a topless Emilia Clarke. But if you just so happen to be a strange person who doesn't like that incredibly awesome show, you now have more options when it comes to seeing Emilia Clarke topless because she bares here awesome breasts in the new movie Voice from the Stone (2017).
The Exception (2016) is WWII drama involving spies and mysteries, twists and turns, and I'm sure a whole bunch of other things that make it a pretty good movie. But really, the only you need to know about the film is that Lily James makes her nude debut and it's pretty damn exceptional.
We all knew it would happen, sooner or later - we knew the life and times of the music and sexual icon Madonna would hit the big screen. It appears the first step has been taken and the movie Blonde Ambition has found producers and is headed into pre-production. And while we debate who should play Madonna in the movie, let's also take a moment and look back at her awesome nudity-filled career.
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but Fifty Shades Darker (2017) isn't as nudity filled as we had hoped. Not to say there isn't some great nudity, but there might actually be less nudity than there was in Fifty Shades of Grey (2015).
Being a "movie buff," I have grown immune to trailers and teasers. There were way too many times that a trailer blew me out of the water and got me all revved up only to waste two hours of my life (I'm looking at you Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace). These days it seems like trailers are just the best parts of the movie cut together, so why bother? Well, I'll tell you why you should bother - because The Little Hours (2017) trailer is here, and if that doesn't get you excited, something is very wrong.
The two make sweet music in one of the best lesbian scenes at Mr. Skin.
I'm all for a The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) sequel, as there are more books in the series and the David Fincher adaptation is was great, but doing "The Girl In The Spider's Web" without Rooney Mara? I hesitate to jump on board with this project, even if it's filled with as much nudity as the first one. Rooney Mara was an awesome Lisbeth Salander; she had the edge, the grit, and the fantastic nude body. I don't know if anyone could replace her... or could someone?
Plus, Allison Williams once again gets banged over the kitchen sink.
Picture the craziest nude debut from an A-list celeb you can think of, and then double the craziness. Wow.
The Last Word? More like The Last Wad.
As I get older, I find myself using the phrase "they don't make 'em like they used to" more often than I'd like to admit. And while most of the time when someone says that it isn't really true, every so often they really don't make them like they used to. For example, Truck Stop Women (1974) is a movie they really don't make anymore and they really don't make them like Uschi Digard anymore, either.
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