We’ve all had that moment: you’re sharing a bed with two people and they start getting it on. Depending on what kind of person you are, you might try to join in or you might try to ignore it and get some shut eye. But when the copulating couple in question is as loudly amorous as these two, it can be difficult to get any sleep.

It’s Thursday evening, we’re tired, and all we want to do is reminisce about our favorite bits of nudity from back in the day. Tonight, we’re all about Jamie Lee Curtis smokin’ hot bod in 1983′s “Trading Places.” Join us, won’t you? Gosh this movie has so much to love:

When Kirsten Dunst had a shower scene in “All Good Things,” the earth stood still. When she announced that she had plans to go nude again, it spun into a backwards orbit. And now that the trailer for Lars Von Trier’s “Melancholia” is out? Well, don’t be surprised if the

Talk about mudflaps, my girl’s got ‘em. Big Ass Fixation 5 Studio: Tom Byron Pictures Director: Tom Byron Cast: Phoenix Marie, Katja Kassin, Kelly Divine, Lux May, Vannah Sterling, Christian XXX, Tom Byron, Sean Michaels At what point does an ass become a Big Ass? We’re used to seeing asses

Tired of celebrity sex scandals? Too bad, here’s another: Dita Von Teese has a secret porn past! Thankfully, Marilyn Manson was not involved … and to be honest, it wasn’t much of a secret anyway. (The movie’s listed on IMDB! And was sold on Dita’s own site!). And besides, who

· This ad starring 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins was ruled too sexy for a New Zealand airport. What’s the big deal? It’s not like she’s biting a real rhinoceros or anything. (smh.com.au) · A legislator in Tennessee wants to impose a new tax on porn in order to eliminate