Morning sex is one of our favorite round-ups to do, not only because there’s always quite a bit to choose from (apparently, it’s a popular thing to record), but because we appreciate how active people manage to be when they’ve just woken. Seize the day, and all that. Plus, morning

· A bunch of horny manatees are causing traffic jams in Florida. Not web traffic, sadly, just cars. (firstcoastnews.com) · We’ve haven’t seen Daisy Fuentes in awhile, maybe because she’s too busy getting drunk in the ocean. She’s definitely no sea cow. (drunkenstepfather.com) · Let’s say you open a salon

· Michelle Marsh will have to get back to you soon, because she has quite a lot on her hands right now. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com) · LAist was not impressed by Erotica LA. What was the problem? Too many pornstars or not enough shoulder stink? (laist.com) · What’s the weirdest

· Believe it or not, we don’t have any photos of a famous celebrity on a beach in a bikini today. (Did they close the ocean or something?) So here’s Vida Guerra in her underwear instead. We hope you can forgive us. (dailypoa.com) · A man in England was arrested

· Demi Moore’s is careful to cover her head, but can’t be bothered to cover her nipples. We think she made the right decision. (egotastic.com) · A city attorney steals a work laptop carrying important legal documents? Big deal. The laptop is filled with porn, you say? Sound the media

· Keeley Hazell has returned to class the joint up a little bit. We could use a little refinement, actually. (thumblogger.com) · Even though China has officially “banned” them, Chinese-language porn sites are still raking in the dough. It’s almost like the internet has a mind of it’s own. (pcw.co.uk)

· Who is Natasha Hamilton? She probably sings or something, but let’s face it … topless beach pictures are the real music to our ears. Or eyes. Whatever. (drunkenstepfather.com) · The Brazilian soccer community is up in arms over the news that a female referee will pose for Playboy. We’re

· Joanna Krupa is a Polish model starring in an Australian magazine, which might make some Americans question their own patriotism. Should we get the U.N. involved? (dailypoa.com) · A new study says that when shown pictures of couples having sex, men stare at women’s faces and it’s the women

· Meet Sarita Stella, yet another Australian model for you to keep an eye on. We might need a scorecard to keep them all straight. (dailypoa.com) · Could Riga, Latvia, become the next Bangkok? We hear their Thai restaurants aren’t that good, actually. (theage.com.au) · A female bomoh (or shaman)

· First Lucy Pinder is naked, then she’s not, then she is, then she’s not again. All this back and forth is making us dizzy. (hollywoodtuna.com) · Does porn make society more misogynistic or does a misogynistic society get the porn it deserves? Only the makers of “Donkey Punch” know

· It’s a virtual certainty that we’ll be writing about Gemma Atkinson’s bikini calendar come December, but you can get a preview of it right now. Try to guess which suit will be October. (dailypoa.com + hollywoodtuna.com) · Two adult DVD distributors get busted for obscenity, because of the movies

· This is either Petra Nemcova topless on a runway or someone doesn’t know how to handle their crayons. Actually, it might be both. (drunkenstepfather.com) · Porn-for-Father’s-Day.com sounds like an awesome place to get gift ideas, but it’s really just a scam put on by the ironically-named, anti-porn XXX Church.

· Venzeulan beauty queen Aida Yespica puts on quite a show, especially when she isn’t wearing a shirt. She should still learn to use her hands more. (dailypoa.com) · A moratorium on new strip clubs in Seattle has finally been lifted after 18 years. Seattle’s 18-year-olds will never know what

· When you’re Kelly Brook, summer is not a vacation—it’s bikini calendar photoshoot season. She makes a lot of sacrifices for her art. (hollywoodtuna.com) · Speaking of bikini season, beach volleyball is back! Just think of all the ass you’ll get to drool over between now and Labor Day. (hateon.blogspot.com)

· A filly may have won the big horse race this weekend, but Michelle Marsh would prefer to be the one doing the riding. Is she hiring stable boys? (dailypoa.com) · The Australian Government issued a warning to Penthouse for publishing photos that “emphasized genitals,” to which Penthouse replied, “Umm

· When Jenny McCarthy goes to the beach, there’s a pretty good chance you’re going to see some nipples. Of course, you get to see Jim Carrey’s nipples too, but that’s the price you have to pay. (celebslam.com) · If you would like to see the nude parts of the

· Katie "Jordan" Price is a loose woman. What? She’s the one planning to get her hoo-ha tightened after her baby is born. Was that more than you needed to know? (celebnewswire.com + tmz.com; thumbnail via taxidrivermovie.com) · President Bush’s new Surgeon General nominee is a good doctor. He even

· Newspapers and websites appeal to the lowest common denominator and use cheap, tawdry tactics to grab attention. In other news, look at these tits! (brisbanetimes.com.au) · No, really: look at these tits. Though the asses ain’t bad either. (Michelle Marsh and Lindsey Anne Strutt @ dailyniner.com) · An elementary

· Congratulations, fellow countrymen: “Americans are the greatest downloaders of porn.” U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (news.com.au) · It’s okay though, because music websites are a much greater security risk to your computer than porn websites, mostly due to the increased chance you’ll accidentally download the new Linkin Park album. (earthtimes.org) · Michelle

· Is Brooke Burke supposed to look like this just a few weeks after having had a baby? She must have had her skin replaced by spandex. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com) · Spencer Tunick shot yet another series of mass nude portraits in Amsterdam this weekend just a few