We recommend doing this only if your partner is aware of the possibility, but hey, if you’re sleeping with your ass unsheathed and kissing the night-to-morning air you’re asking for it! (Well, not exactly, but if you’re bedding with us you are). But either way, we think the gentle sprinkle of cum upon your skin basically snuggles you awake, and it’s all much more pleasant than a beeping clock or catchy marimba phone tone.

It’s the seafaring way of life for us — but the bed is our vessel, our captain is this intrepid cock, and we’re sailing the seas of fellatio. And everyone knows sea babes are the best babes, especially when they’re the kind with mad navigational skills. Looks to be smooth sailing ahead.

We love lazing about in the morning, stretching out as the day’s first warm sunbeams stream through the windows. It seems almost too good to be true to find a fellow relaxer next to us, one who loves softly playing with our pussy with his fingers and morning woody dick.

We could lay out the dick joke we were going to make about early birds catching worms, but you’re all smart and dirty-minded, so we won’t bother. Just join us in watching these ten glorious head-starts to what must have been fantastic days. We love doing morning-centric video round-ups because

Can’t figure out how to start the day? We know the feeling. Choosing between anal or vaginal sex is like when you have both Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles in the cupboard. Fuck it, just grab a bowl for both. Having said that, we feel uncomfortably invaded by the image of

Some people are so gosh darn proud of their morning exercise routines, they have to record them with their cell phones (or perhaps their iPods). It’s like, we get it, you have great cardiovascular and you enjoy titfucking. Why you trying to make us feel less cool than you? What’s

Some people drink coffee, some people lie side by side in the bed and masturbate until they’re ready to have sex. Whatever it takes to get up, right? We especially appreciate the fact that this video is twelve minutes long. They take their time, they barely move for the first

Everybody loves morning sex: it’s just a fact! This girl loves it so much that she starts fellating her man before he’s even properly woken up. We’re intensely jealous. Even more miraculous is the fact that he automatically started filming before he was conscious. They both crave it so much

Is blowjob in your cup! It’s exactly like breakfast in bed, except without all the messy, eggy mechanics of the kitchen. We hope this guy’s approach was a lot smoother than “Good morning! Here’s a dick in your mouth.” We can never know. Let’s all pretend this is how they

What better reason is there to wake up than some sweet, sleepy morning sex? Or rough, fast and hard morning sex, which might actually be a better start to the day than coffee. These ten couples put morning wood to good use. And all that natural light guarantees we can

Some people spend their mornings lazing in bed, some drink their coffee and rush to work, some don’t get up until noon. Us? We prefer starting the day off with some good old-fashioned fucking. And we’re not the only ones. We’ve tracked down a few couples who really know how

It’s always hard (no pun intended) when we wake up after a night full of lustful fantasies with our lover sleeping soundly next to us. What’s the acceptable next step? Suck it up? Have a quick wank before breakfast? Or how about following the actions of these horny couples? There’s