It’s May, and you know what that means: students all over the world are stressing the brains out about finals and grades and such. What’s the best they can get, 4.0? If they take a lot of AP classes, they can raise it up to 5.0. If they let the assistant principal bend them over the desk and feast on their fanny, that has to at least be worth 6.0–it’s only fair.

If you’re like me (23 and ironically into TVLand), then you can’t encounter a title like “Blowjob Bonanza” without thinking about those hard-workin’, hard-fightin’ Cartwright boys on the Ponderosa Ranch. Getting blowjobs.

You know what they say. Like father, like son. And by that expression they mean: if you banging your dad’s fiance, you better believe he is totally schtupping your new girlfriend. Forbidden passion is so funny. Clearly both men have partners hot enough for the other to covet them.

Molly Bennett is a relatively new face in the porn industry, and even though she’s been doing a lot of teen-centric films, she’s slowly asserting her ageless nastiness with every new film. Also, her cheeks are so pinchable. Both sets of cheeks, that is. Pinch pinch, Molly!

If this were a horror film, Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose would be agents of some sinister corporation trying to seduce Jules Jordan so they can use his body to feed aliens–only a truly gruesome end can come to the man who gets such high-quality monster movie ass! But don’t worry, Mr. Jordan will be fine. This is only a porno.

We do not hold it against the lovely Molly Bennett that she apparently can’t play a goddamned note on that piano.

The money that you give your babysitter needs to go a long way, not just for basic amenities, but for socializing and having fun. They have to spend money on clothing, makeup, drinks, cabs, contraception, and a bunch of other things to have a single night out on the town; think how much money and anxiety she could save if you would simply bang her brains out before she leaves your house!

You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

We’ve seen Riley Reid play the young angle before, but have we ever seen her looking this glammed out? Short answer: no. Long answer: her butthole is shining like a diamond. You better get your sunglasses.

But lest you think this movie is going to get all envelope-pushing like Kirdy Stevens’ “Taboo” series, remember that these people have no pubic hair, so it doesn’t count.

The raw power, the near-sadistic control, and the absurd yet alluring gothic lolita outfits of “The Innocence of Youth” make it one of our favorite porn films. We wrote about that thing three separate times! And we’re so stoked about the sequel’s arrival that we’re giving you a bunch of photos and the trailer. You know you’re excited.

Ah, cuteness, it’s such a complicated concept. Technically speaking, it’s deeply entwined with–shall we say–appearing young, but we’ll forget about that for now. All that matters now is Riley Reid, her four friends, and the things they can do with their mouths.

Well, obviously “Slut Puppies 6″ has badder bitches; the dogs at the WKC are rather well-behaved. Also, we’re using “bitch” as a term of endearment and empowerment, you know, like Alanis Morissette uses it. You know what? We’re falling apart here, and it’s all because “Slut Puppies” is such a weird title. They’re women, ok? Hot, adult, human ladies. Jeez.

If you’ve got a thing for pleated skirts, torn dress shirts, high socks, and headbands, then look no further than New Sensations’s latest collection of slutty schoolgirl scenes. This also works if you have a thing for babes from the 1990′s because these girls wear hella plaid.