Let's be honest, most of the time when someplace is having a two-for-one special, odds are you don't want even one of whatever they are offering. Sure, sometimes you can convince yourself that you need two oil filters or two 32 oz. containers when you really don't. The only time two for one is a good thing is when it's two-for-one topless models. And it's a freakin' awesome thing when those two models are Samantha Gradoville and Flavia Lucini.
If you ask me, I'd rather be too cold than too hot. Personally, I just don't enjoy being hot. You sweat, everything gets kind of stinky, you look like someone dumped a bucket of dishwater on you. Yeah, being hot and sweaty is not fun... unless you're Alicia Jade. In which case, when you are sweating and naked, it's one hell of an amazing sight.
Perhaps you are currently at work or stuck at home, and the day is looking gloomy. There is nothing fun on the horizon and you just aren't sure what you are going to do with yourself today. Well, if you feel a case of the blahs coming on, here is some Ireland Basinger-Baldwin cleavage to give you a little ray of sunshine.
To be honest, I don't really know how to pronounce Berit Birkeland. Is it Be-rit? Or Ber-it? Or Bea-root? I have no idea. But one thing I know for sure is that Berit Birkeland has an incredible pair of breasts. And when you think about it, that's all that really matters.
Over the recent weeks we've been flooded (and I mean that in a good way) with tons of sexy Bella Hadid pics, but here's a reminder that Gigi Hadid is also pretty damn sexy. I'm not saying the Hadid sister's need to have a sexy-off, but I'm also not not saying they need to have a sexy-off.
It seems like every single week Bella Hadid has done another really awesome photo shoot or print ad or sexy Instagram post. I honestly don't know how she has the energy or stamina to keep up this pace, but damn it, she's doing some really great work. Whatever your secret is, Bella Hadid, please keep doing it for us!
It doesn't really matter what the hell I say, the only thing you are going to hear is Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue.
In a decision that I assume took all over 27 seconds, Kate Upton will once again be on the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And what's even better, since it is her third time, they are going to put out three different covers. Three different sexy versions of the same woman, that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
Is there any greater symbol of love than a heart? For the longest time I would have said no, but now I know that there is something greater, more powerful, and more beautiful than just a plain old heart. Yes, the truest and best symbol of love is a heart pastie on Chrissy Teigen's breasts.
I'm not quite sure how the telegram evolved into the candygram, but it's pretty easy to figure out how the Flashing Ashley Graham is set to the best big thing in grams. We care enough to send the very best, and is there anything better than Ashley Graham flashing her incredible cleavage? If there is, then I don't want to know about it.
We all need some time to ourselves. It doesn't matter if you're the social butterfly with the biggest and brightest wings or the quietest mouse in the house, each and every one of us has to take a little bit of time to just do something we want to do. For some it's having a long bath, for others it might be spacing out watching cat videos online, and if you are Tess McGarry, me time means hanging out naked in a hotel room catching up on some reading.
In a not very surprising move, Playboy has finally realized that without nudity there is no Playboy.
While these ladies might be rookies in the eyes of Sports Illustrated, I highly doubt they are new to the world of being incredibly hot. I have a feeling that each of these ladies has been hot for a long time and will continue to be hot for many years to come. But this is their first crack at rocking swimsuits (or lack thereof) in SI's famed Swimsuit edition. I think it's safe to say that hit it out of the park.
"You know what I'm so tired of, hot naked women nude on a beach. That concept for a photo spread is so old and cliche and the pictures are never really that great anyway," said No One Ever. Michelle Vawer nude on a beach is and always will be awesome.
Probably one of the greatest inventions over the last 100 years is that of digital photography. Of course, I might be slightly biased since I still have a drawer full of out of focus and thumb covered pictures, but I like seeing the image before I print it. (Though, who prints photos these days?) But I will say one thing: I do miss Polaroids, and seeing these Ashley Graham Polaroids has me missing them even more.
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