It is tsaid that a great ad campaign is something that gets stuck in your head. Whether it's a familiar face or a catchy jingle, if there is something a company can use to never let you forget them, they have a brilliant marketing campaign. Whoever thought a nude Elsa Hosk would be a great way to sell sunglasses is... BRILLIANT!
A warm day with a cool breeze, getting an awesome parking spot, your favorite meal with your favorite people - they are all crappy when you compare them to Hannah Ferguson's nips. Yep, all the things you thought were great are not when you get to stare at Hannah Ferguson rocking a mostly see-through top.
We all know I'm not really into fashion, it's not my thing. Jeans, T-shirt, underwear; there's not much else I need and/or want in this world to dress myself. Yet I always enjoy looking at fashion catalogs and fashion books. If that sounds kind of odd, take a look at the CR Fashion Book with its pages filled with Emily Ratajkowski, Karlie Kloss, and Drew Barrymore topless and tell me it's not worth your attention.
Yes, I know, it's totally cliche. I have no doubt that Claudia Lion has heard a joke about people roaring for her most of her life, but damn it, it's times like this when it's hard to think. Your mind gets all cloudy with Claudia Lion's boobs and Claudia Lion's butt and Claudia Lion being all naked and stuff that you just go with the first idea you've got.
Ever since Playboy came to its senses and went back to nudity, it seems like every model, centerfold, and topless beauty they have found seems like they totally would have been in the pages back in the glory days of the magazine. Sandra Kubicka could very well have been a 70s centerfold. Far out, man.
I have to be honest with you guys, because you know I can't be anything else around you, I wasn't sure whether I should make the Monty Python "huge tracks of land" or the "nice mountains" joke when talking about Judit Guerra's giant breasts. They make me kind of nervous because they are just so awesome. I really don't know what to do with myself.
I've it before and I'll again until I'm old and dying, there is nothing better in this world (or the next) than a great pair of breasts. Ivana Martínez has a pretty great pair of breasts. Clear my calendar, hold all my calls, and don't ask me for anything because I'm spending the rest of today with Ivana Martínez's breasts.
Who doesn't like a good tease? We all do, but even the best of teases can turn into taunts. Half the time they aren't even on purpose. For instance, maybe Vicky Lugentz has no idea how hot she actually is and doesn't know that almost showing off her amazing breasts but not actually showing them is torture for us.
One really doesn't need all that much to make Cora Keegan sparkle. All you really need to do is have her be naked - you don't need cool lights or glitter. Her nude body pretty much shines on its own. If you want the cool lights and crazy glitter, though, we are totally down with that.
When I was young, I can remember collecting "beach glass," believing that is some kind of rare glass made only in the ocean. Of course, later on, I learned that beach glass is nothing more than broken beer bottle glass that somehow ended up in the ocean. This such serve as a reminder that the only sparkling things one should try to collect on the beach is a nude Dioni Tabbers.
Rewards, we all love them. Whether it's hearing someone tell you well done or something bigger like getting a promotion everyone loves getting some kind of reward. For me, the best kind of reward is waiting for something you wish for, like when looking through these sexy pics of Frankie Kennedy in a tank top and wishing to see her boobs, then finally getting to see her boobs.
Personally, when I'm in wet clothes, I hate it. Sometimes when I get too sweaty in my clothes, I hate that. I really don't understand how anyone can just hang out in wet clothes and not demand a towel. The only reason I can think of is they are Alessandra Ambrosio, and you know how freaking amazing you look when wet.
When it comes to bikinis, I know there are tons of different styles of bikini bottoms. You have low-rise, hipster, boy shorts, high-waisted, and of course, the favorite of everyone, the thong bikini. But when it comes to the tops, it's always just a bikini top. I really think we need to come up some other phrases for bikini tops because Josephine Skriver is wearing something, but I don't think we can call it a bikini top.
Temperature rising, heart racing, eyes getting blurry? Don't worry, you aren't having a heart attack - that's just your body reacting to the beautiful sight of Adeline Guas naked. Sit for a few minutes, take a few deep breathes, and it will be over until you look at Adeline Guas nude again, which you totally will do.
Cindy Mello. Yep. Here she is. Cindy Mello and her huge boobs. In a bra. In shirt. In a hand bra. Oh my god, I'm going to collapse on the floor. Cindy Mello, you and your giant boobs that we can't see have put a spell on us. Your teasing will make us all go mad! Go MAD, I say!
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