Rainey Qualley Makes the Sun Shine Rainey qualley v magazine may 2017 robin harper 2 e5ca6424 featured

No doubt when your name is Rainey, the weather jokes are something you have to deal with your whole life. And as much I don't want to jump on that, I have to say that Rainey Qualley makes the sun shine. Rainey Qualley brings May flowers. Rainey Qualley washes away my top layer of soil. Basically what I'm getting at is Rainey Qualley is really freaking hot.


 

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Burger, Fries, and Berit Birkeland's Boob Berit birkeland by dane darden 1 d9831607 featured

There is nothing quite like a great hamburger. Whether you like them with only mustard and ketchup or like them to be a little creative and throw a little avocado or a fried egg on your burger, there is no better than a burger and fries. Well, there's one thing that's better: a burger, fries, and Berit Birkeland's boob. Now that is a great dining experience.

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Lara Olutunmogun Is Out of This World Good Lara o by jeff tuliniemi 5 5270971a featured

I'm not even going to try to pronounce Lara Olutunmogun. Not the Lara part, I think we know to say that, but Olutunmogun part. I honestly don't even know where to begin with that last name and I feel like it would be poor taste to get the last name wrong for someone has beautiful as her. Seriously, no matter how you say Olutunmogun, Lara Olutunmogun is out of this world hot.


 

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A Rose By Any Other Name Should Get Off Arianny Celeste's Nipple Arianny celeste   matteau abad photoshoot 2017  8  2a9747d7 featured

There are few things in this world more beautiful than a nude woman in a bathtub with rose peddles. The bathtub doesn't need to be full of rose peddles, hell it could have one tiny peddle floating around and it would still be incredible. But if you happen to find magical rose peddles that stay on Arianny Celeste's nipples, well that's just no good at all.

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Juliana Schurig Shows Off a Lot of Boob in Tush Magazine 0230160015507 04 juliana schurig by nick hudson for tush ss 2017 4 2f3783bb featured

Conventional wisdom says that a magazine called "Tush" would most likely be about butts. Either that or it would be a magazine about horse dentistry. And yet these few images of Juliana Schurig, while awesome, are pretty much all about the boobs.


 

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Which is Hotter: Bella Hadid's Cleavage or Bella Hadid's See-Through Top? Rshd7n1z 87d4e9d2 featured

Now I know what you are thinking, "How is this even a question?" I get it, I hear you, I do, but it's not that simple this time around.

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A Topless Pilar Magro Will Make You Stand at Attention Pilarmagrobyagusti nesca mez8 271ec565 featured

The name "Pilar" has such a strength to it. It's one of those uncommon names that not only sticks in your head, but whenever I hear it I picture someone who is beautiful, yet tough; someone who can command a room with just a look, someone who looks pretty damn awesome topless. Pretty much the imagine in my head matches perfectly to Pilar Margo and her awesome boobs.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Scratch'n'Sniff Ebonee davis 20b24c infobox 76d0f870 featured

Yes, Ebonee Davis has wonderful boobs and Myla Dalbesio's boobs aren't bad either, but all the sniffing has me wondering what the hell is going on.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Takes a Bath, Dreams of Being Sexy Screen shot 2017 03 23 at 11 13 22 am 498f76dc featured

Being someone who never ventured off to warm, sunny, and bikini-filled climates during spring break, I never experienced the craziness of it all. But I have closed my eyes and dreamed of what it must have been like and apparently it's the same thing Alessandra Ambrosio thinks about when she closes her eyes. Yeah, in my head spring break is nothing more than Alessandra Ambrosio in a red bikini. 


 

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A Topless Cailin Russo Rocks Screen shot 2017 03 23 at 11 57 05 am c083df44 featured

If I'm being honest here, and I'm always honest here, I've never heard of the band Unwritten Law. I guess they are a punk band out of somewhere in California. And while I'm sure they have a loyal fan base that is probably yelling at me right now because I can't name a single track from any of their albums, I think I'm going to go ahead and call myself a fan. You see, Cailin Russo is the daughter of the lead singer of Unwritten Law and she's pretty damn hot when topless so I think that's reason enough to love a band.


 

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Nina Agdal Shows Off Her Boobs, Just Not All At Once Nina agdal maxim 2017 march 7 2c90bf7e featured

Nina Agdal has some pretty sweet boobs. And it doesn't matter if you are seeing them all at once, unobstructed and out in the open, or getting a little sideboob here, some underboob there, and piecing them together like the world's sexiest jigsaw puzzle - Nina Agdal has really awesome boobs.


 

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Sydney Graham Will Leave You With Dry Mouth Screen shot 2017 03 21 at 9 24 26 am 0c68e782 featured

You'll have to forgive the terrible pun about Sydney Graham and our collective mouths being dry - yes, I attempted to make a funny about crackers and someone with the last name Graham, and it probably won't land. But the thing is, a topless Sydney Graham is just so incredibly hot it's hard to find words that will properly describe what you are seeing. Hey, at least I didn't say Sydney Graham will you wanting s'more.


 

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Paris Jackson Looks an Awful Lot Like Madonna Paris jackson harpers bazaar us 2017 04 e136c31d featured

I'm not in the rumor business nor do I care much for rumors, but I may end up starting an accident. Paris Jackson looks way too much like Madonna for nothing more than make-up and lighting. The only possible answer is that Paris Jackson is the secret child of Madonna and Michael Jackson - or this is a total CGI job.


 

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Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld Are Terrific in Towels Doutzen kroes sexy bcf828c0 featured

There are few greater feelings than pressing your wet skin, fresh from the shower, against a soft and warm towel. Towel warmers are by far some of the greatest inventions ever, probably second or third only to sexy super models in towels. I love that fresh clean towel feeling as much as the next person, but it really doesn't compare to seeing Doutzen Kroes and Daphne Groeneveld in nothing more than a few towels.


 

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Eva Biechy and Justine Nicolas Naked Together Prove Great Things Comes in Pairs 6 4066ef8c featured

I've never actually believed that good things come in pairs. Sure, there are some things that come in a set of two that are pretty awesome: doubleheaders in baseball, Reese's Peanut Butter cups, and socks. That's about all the great things that came in pairs until now... now Eva Biechy and Justine Nicolas are probably the greatest thing to come in a pair.


 

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