If you look in the dictionary under the word "hotness," you will actually find a picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. Well, at least you'll find a picture of Alessandra Ambrosio in my dictionary because I cut one out and glued it there. In fact, I added Alessandra Ambrosio pics to help define a couple other words: sexy, hot, gorgeous, stunning...
Normally when one hears the word "outtakes," they picture actors screwing up in a scene, maybe a light falling into view, or just general goofiness that happens. Yet when you apply outtakes to a recent photo shoot with Doutzen Kroes and Lara Stone, it kind of takes on a different meaning altogether. That meaning is: two of the hottest of models on the planet completely nude.
When you woke up this morning, I bet everything seemed pretty normal. Breakfast was fine, coffee was hot, traffic was traffic. Little did you know you were missing something, something kind of important. You might even be thinking right now, trying to figure it out. But the answer is right in front of your face. You were missing a nude Alexa Reynen in a field.
I think we can all agree that models typically have some of the best Instagram pages. Josephine Skriver is a prime example of this theory. Her feed is filled with incredibly sexy posts, like this bikini pic. But it does make me wonder if Josephine Skriver is showing off a new pic from an upcoming spread or if she's just showing off her awesome new bikini that she bought for her vacation.
I think we can all agree that Playboy going back to nudes was one of the best ideas in the history of good ideas. Each time new pages of Playboy come across my desk, it reaffirms that they made the right decision at the right time and keep getting the right people, like Sandra Kubicka, to get naked.
There is just something about any last name with "La" at the beginning that makes it a little sexier. It's the sound "La" makes, it's quite musical, it's quite mysterious, it's quite awesome. And Emily Labowe is a shining example of everything that makes "La" last names so great. Well, that and her awesome naked body.
So there you are, in your car, maybe you are heading home from a long day of work or you're running errands or you are just out for a leisurely drive. Nothing fancy, nothing out of the ordinary, when all of a sudden you look over to see Nina Agdal in a sexy black bikini on a scooter... How much damage is there to your car after the accident?
There's that old proverb, "seeing is believing," and while we have no idea who coined that phrase, one thing we do know for certain is they were most likely talking about seeing Sera Mann nude. Though I guess we should really be thanking the wonderful people over at Playboy because they got her to show off her amazing nude body.
I don't own a pair of cowboy boots, I don't drive a truck, and my belt buckle is the correct size for my belt. Country has never really been my thing, but after seeing this sexy Alyssa Miller country-themed photo spread, I don't know if my achey-breaky heart can take it.
Well, I'm more excited than a three-legged man in an ass-kicking contest because it has finally happened. Ashley Graham has gone nude! That's right, you heard me! We finally get to see Ashley Graham's fantastic boobs and you know what... they really are fantastic.
When I first learned of Toni Garrn, I believed that someone had spelled her last name wrong. Surely it's only supposed to have one R in it, but it would seem that Garrn has to Rs and that's how it is. I guess that second R is for ravishing.
I don't think I'm telling tales out of school that we all would have been just fine with Sarah Halpin's cleavage or Sarah Haplin's side boob or Sarah Haplin's boobs, but getting all three, well that's a special kind of wonderful. It doesn't matter whether the picture is black and white or just her breasts, it's all Sarah Halpin and that's all fantastic.
While there are some out there who don't understand the point of Earth Day because in reality, every single day is earth day, it might just be my favorite holiday. Sure, I care about the planet and recycling and all that other stuff, but really I love this day because it's when Ireland Basinger-Baldwin and Alaia Baldwin go topless holding dogs.
We all love the simple things in life. A cool breeze on a hot day, sheets fresh out of the dryer, and a hint of Bella Hadid's nipple. Yep, it's these small things that really remind you what a wonderful time it is to be alive.
In modeling, just like with any job or business, you have to take some time to establish yourself. Make yourself known, get your face out there, do some jobs, and before you know it, everyone is talking about you. I get that, I do, but if we can just skip all that nonsense and make Kara Del Toro a supermodel that would be just swell.
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