A statement like "Elsa Hosk is petting her cat in lingerie" can be taken many ways. It could be implying that Elsa Hosk is stroking a kitten wearing lingerie, but they don't make lingerie for cats. Or it could mean that Elsa Hosk is pleasuring herself while wearing something very sexy. Or it could mean that I used a little bit of wordplay and really it's just Elsa Hosk wearing a sexy bra and panty set while she pets a cat. No matter what, it's something we all want to see.
I've said it many times before and I'm going to keep saying it until the day I don't wake up from a long night's rest - I look terrible in the morning. I would put good money down that most of us look pretty awful when we first roll out of bed. For most of us, there is nothing good about mornings... until now. Thanks to Josephine Skriver and her panties and pokies, mornings have gone from good to fan-freaking-tastic.
I have no idea if the people behind this V Magazine photo spread of Ashley Graham were inspired by the works of Andy Worhol or some other pop artist - it has that kind of feel. But one thing I know for sure is that when Ashley Graham is topless, you've got yourself one beautiful work of art.
Those wavy locks, that smile that can light up a room, and that magnificent cleavage can only mean one thing: We are staring at Olivia Culpo. You don't need to wear a sexy one-piece bathing suit with your name on it for us to know who you are. We can recognize that cleavage anywhere.
I don't ask for much in this world. I wish for my friends and family to be safe, for there to be a good meal on the table, and for my enemies to be vanquished for this earth; you know, the usual stuff. But if I could wish for one thing and one thing only, it would be for Lindsey Pelas to wear only lingerie and bikinis for the rest of her days.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you've heard the joke a million times before, but get ready for a million and one times because Lily-Rose Depp is smokin' topless! Also, she appears to be having a cigarette. People say that smoking doesn't make you look cool, but Lily-Rose Depp holding her boobs while she takes a few puffs looks pretty damn cool to me.
If you are going to do something, don't go half ass. Go full ass or go home. While I'm sure each and every one of us has uttered those words to someone (or a team) as a way of encouraging everyone, maybe we should change it up. Instead of saying "Go full ass or go home" we switch to "Go Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Bare Ass or go home!"
There are times when we don't want to beat around the bush. We need to cut through the red tape and right to the point, no messing around. Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes know what I'm talking about. They just right to showing off their awesome thong tanlines without wasting any of our time.
Doesn't matter if you're having the single greatest day in all of human history or one of those days when you can't even find a reason to get out of your bed, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Happy, sad, upset, angry, completely neutral, you need a nude Erika Albonetti. Yep, a nude Erika Albonetti is one of those things everyone needs.
While I have never understood the point of sheer anything (why would you attempt to cover something with something that is see-through?) I will say that Brittney Doull in a sheer top is pretty darn delightful. And I think one of the reasons why it's so damn delightful is that she's not trying to cover up anything.
You ever stop to think about the fact that as we get older we stop playing pretend? We never use a towel as a cape anymore, never roller skate in the house imagining we're at a disco, and we never fill the bathtub with a bit of water while showering and act like we're on a submarine that's been hit. The days of pretending are long gone, but after seeing Paige Marie Evans in all kinds of outfits, you might want to start up again.
Whenever you go someplace, like the beach, where you know the sun is going be shining down on you, it's always important to bring something to cover your face. Nothing worse than the bright sun in your eyes. If you can't see, you might miss a topless Lea Gargiulo wearing a visor.
We all have something that always makes us happy. No matter our mood or what's going on, there are a few things that bring a smile to our faces. Be it a funny movie, a good friend to talk to, or Doutzen Kroes in bikini, happiness is right around the corner when those magical treats are near. Personally, I'd skip the movie and dump the friend for Doutzen Kroes in a bikini.
It's very important one never judge a book by it's cover. Sure, we may judge wine by the label and movies by the actors, but judging books by covers is a no-no. It's really the same with people, but there are certain times when you can go ahead and make a prediction based on sight alone. I mean, Jocelyn Binder is pretty damn hot in lingerie, one can imagine she's pretty hot out of lingerie.
I'm not saying that Stella Maxwell's nipple wouldn't be sexy if was making a special appearance anywhere else, but there is just something extra hot about it being on Instagram. Once again, it's a reminder that it's impossible to say that something as beautiful as Stella Maxwell's nipple is offensive.
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