You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

While arguments about same sex marriage continue to distract the liberal media, a different kind of love unabashedly parades right under our very noses – the secret one girls only share with their favorite oversized toy and lube. We almost can’t believe we’ve allowed New Sensations to get all the