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Together! And even if you’ve whacked off together dozens, scores of times, each trip to the fabled land of come-town is a different adventure — a bold, brash, beautiful journey. And its terminus is a hell of a lot funner than a trip to grandma’s. At least we think. Depending on the grandma. Yeah.

The happiest place on earth for any gal is probably wherever her Magic Wand happens to be. It certainly seems to have brought a smile to this babe’s face. Or at least an open-mouthed orgasmic moan as she fingers herself. Both work. Jumping upon a Magic Wand is basically the equivalent of zooming around Space Mountain, we think, although we’ve actually never been on the thing ourself. We can only imagine the rush, the thrill, the ups, the downs, the sheer and spectacular joy are sort of on par. Now if only there were a way to sneak a Wand onto the aforementioned coaster — although we don’t know if a body could even handle that kind of bliss. Worth a shot (but, uh, without any of those pesky kid things around).

To be real, we could watch Lorelei Lee read the back of a cereal box and be engrossed. On the other hand, thank gooooodness Lorelei Lee chose the profession of “epic porn star” and not “epic back of cereal box reader” (we’re assuming that would be some sort of performance art thing).

That Mandy! She really knows how to have a good time — yet also remain green and efficient. You see, once she drinks all the vodka from the bottle, she hops aboard the whole “Reuse, recycle, reduce” train and re-utilizes that thing as a stellar masturbator! She should probably be the spokesbabe for some nationwide campaign where everyone sends all their recyclables to her, to bang them. We think that makes sense as a plan. Who said environmental consciousness couldn’t be smoking hot?

We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking those clips of Pihla Viitala from “Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters” and “Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre” were great, but they weren’t enough to quench your thirst for this foxy Finnish babe. You know how we know what you’re thinking? We’re thinking the same damn thing.

Why, just look at the little smile on that Hitachi Magic Wang! Everyone’s having a ball at this get-together. And we’re invited, too! Somebody better break out the popcorn and beer, because it’s a real party now. The sexy orgasm kind of party.

Hell to the yes, folks, it’s May, and you know what that means: it’s National Masturbation Month! We know you don’t want to constrict your self-loving to thirty-one days, and we don’t want you to; all we’re asking is that you think about masturbation really hard this month. Think to the point where masturbation loses all meaning and you have to build your wanking routine up from the ground!

It’s a benevolent, loving eye that only wants the messiest, squirtingest best for you. We could all use a friend like that! This particular comrade, however, happens to have kindly qualities like a rotating shaft and vibrating bunny top that really help you achieve your goals. The messy, squirting ones, that is.

Sometimes it’s nice to get down to the basics — don’t nobody need nothin’ to have a good time but their own two hands (and a sweet-ass pussy). We’re not sure what things are like in your world, but over here in Fleshbot-land sometimes the consciousness can get clouded with pornstar tricks and high-tech toys — and that’s all well and good, believe us — but it’s also pleasant to reflect on what’s brought us to this place, taken us on our fantastic voyage into deep perversity. It was just straight-up wankin’ it that started it all. And… it’s always a welcome detour.

Oh, boy — is this a facial! Not only are we impressed by the sheer size, the scope, the volume of this thing, but we’re also enamored by the pretty li’l doll face it gets spread upon. Seriously. If you were to open the dictionary and look up “world’s most beautiful facial” (there’s an entry for that, we promise) this lovely thing would be there smacking you in the face.

It’s the last day of April, and that means Samantha Bentley’s reign as jGrrl will soon be over. We’ve had some good times with our glorious leader and her fabulous body, and even though a new woman will take her place as supreme ruler of Juliland, we can always look back on these moments with Samantha and do as she does: fap, wank, rub, and love.

We’ve been known to chug, and even secret-chug (yeah, yeah) many chilled brewski in our day. Something we haven’t really done, though, is shove the bottle carrying that liquid gold way up into our asshole. Huh. We’d be tempted to drink its contents first — that’d probably make the whole thing go a little easier, right? — but perhaps we’re just not wise in the ways of bottle-bangin.

Hey, y’all! You know what makes a delightful snack anytime — morning, noon, and night? A deliciously well-kempt ass! It’s tasty and fun, we tell ya. And just couple that delectable dainty with a side of whack-off. Bon appetít!

Okay, so Hailey Holiday is no Kanye West (lucky for us!) and her fantasy might not be so much on the twisted side, but it’s definitely got some beauty and darkness all up in there. Just go along for the ride: as she lies back on the couch, leans her head back, yanks her thong aside, and lets her pretty fingers do some gentle probing, all while imagining her sweet young ass getting stuffed on the couch… ah, yep, there it is. Our beautiful, dark boner hits the sky.

According to the description of this video, this is the orgasm this hottie has after 90 minutes of edging (edging is when you work yourself up almost to the point of cumming and then keep yourself there as long as you can stand it in order to have craaaaaaaazy intense orgasms). True to form, it’s a really hot orgasm which is made even hotter by the person having it staring directly into the camera.

We know we’ve talked about this in these hallowed halls of Flesh: the Chuck Taylor is the High Heel of the future. Just so, spandex is the nylon stocking of the future. Thigh highs and pantyhose are totally sexy, but in terms of the “clothes I see hot babes in all the time thus informing my erotic fantasies” category of boner, spandex is gaining traction. (and it’s affordable, too!)

Everyone (well, everyone after our own heart) has to take the plunge into internet sexvideodom somehow. Shall it be a BJ? A masturbatory wank? A bouncy and brilliant cowgirl? Or will you go ahead and leap out of the gate with a kickin’ anal bang? We say go big, or actually, go anywhere sexy, and we’ll cheer and wank and applaud your horny efforts with lust and gusto.