Few things in life are ever certain. I believe that saying that the only certain things in life are death and taxes. While that might be true, there is one more thing that is for sure: Every year, someone new will get nude of the big screen or the small screen. Let's take a few moments and celebrate the best of all certainties and count down the Top Ten Nude Debuts of 2017!
Earlier we honored the solar eclipse by check out the hottest celebrities in the sun, but that's only part of the equation. To have a solar eclipse, you have to the moon passing in front of the sun. So to completely honor that great event in cosmic history, we have to do the second half. We have to count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Moons!
As we all know, the 2017 Emmy Nominations were announced recently, and while it's loaded with some very talented and very hot nominees, just like every year, there were some who were left off the list. Instead of sitting around and trying to figure out why in the world someone so deserving and so hot wasn't nominated, let's count down the Top Ten Hottest 2017 Emmy Snubs.
Some days I feel like the only constant thing in my life is my alarm clock. Hell, it goes off even when I don't set it. Even though I always enjoy the guitar riffs of my local classic rock station sometimes, it can't get me ready to the unpredictability of the world I'm about to face. Really, the only thing that can do that is the other constant in life, the hotness of Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
She's preserved for freshness?
Want more celebrity skin, supermodel nudity, and pornographic comings and goings on the Internet? Here are some Fleshbot-approved links that will supplement your insatiable desires for all things nude and naughty.
Sinitta braless in totally see-through blouse Taxi Driver Movie
Karrueche Tran cameltoe and pokies at the beach The Nip Slip
Caroline Corinth nipples in a mesh top Drunken Stepfather
Sophie Rose mellow yellow (header image) Egotastic All Stars
The 21 Sexiest Celebrities to Break-Up in 2017 Egotastic
Cara Rose topless on the staircase Boobie Blog
Mary Elizabeth Winstead's Squats Paid Off Mr. Skin
Karin Chiche in a bikini WWTDD
I have little doubt that Mary Elizabeth Winstead did a bunch of research for her character on the latest season of Fargo (2014-2017). She's a great actress and that's what great actresses do. But she took one step further in preparing for her role. That step was a squat. And she did that squat over and over and over again until her ass looked awesome.
Not being one of those lucky people to have three names that sound really cool together, I have always had a bit of jealousy on my part for those who can pull off the whole three names things. I'm not saying that people with three names are cooler than all us simple folks with only two names, but I will say that people with three names tend to be pretty damn cool. They also tend to be some of the hottest, so let's count down the top ten hottest celebrities with three names.
Growing up, whenever I heard all three of my names (Jackson Harold Blackbush) I knew that I was in trouble. So whenever I hear three names, I instantly think someone is trouble. And to this day, I still get that uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach to hear three names like Mary Elizabeth Winstead - but it’s a different kind of trouble.
For many of us, if we had one more issue to resolve, it might push us over the edge. And while I don’t want to add anymore stress to your day, I think we have to try to find an answer to which is sexier - Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s cleavage or Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s side boob?
Every so often an actor or actress decides they aren’t really famous enough so they start a band. Some of the time their music is mediocre (Zooey Deschanel’s She & Him) at best, but often the band is pretty damn bad (Russell Crowe & The Ordinary Fear of God). But I have a strange feeling that Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s band is pretty damn awesome.
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