Exploring New Oddities In Sex And Tech For 2013
Feb 08, 2013 | Posted in Sex Toys

As humankind marches ever further into a futurian land of technological advancements and sophisticated gadgetry, it only makes sense to include our private parts in the parade. So, as part of the whole AVN/AEE spectacular, a celebration devoted entirely to sexy contraptions exists: the Adult Novelty Expo. Here is a roundup of some of our favorite new-world encounters of the year.

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Stoya's Hot New Film/Vagina Euphemism Is "My Haunted House"
Jan 15, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
Stoya's Hot New Film/Vagina Euphemism Is "My Haunted House"

"Would you like to come inside My Haunted House?" asks nobody at no point in this film. "It's warm and cozy, but it's dark, so you'll have to find your way around by touch. Don't be surprised if a ghost jumps out at you!" In this case, a ghost represents female ejaculation (because some people don't believe in it).

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You Can Take "The Stripper" Out Of The Club, But She'll Pole Dance On Your Face
Jan 02, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
You Can Take "The Stripper" Out Of The Club, But She'll Pole Dance On Your Face

Jennifer White has retired from the lap dancing game and is looking forward to settling down with her boyfriend, Dane Cross, and starting a new career, but somewhere in the recesses of her soul, she knows stripping will always be a part of who she is. Furthermore, it will always be a part of her relationship, for Dane can never forget the first time he saw her on stage.

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Jessie Andrews Carries Tension In Her Vulva In "The Masseuse 3"
Oct 31, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
Jessie Andrews Carries Tension In Her Vulva In "The Masseuse 3"

Some people carry tension in their shoulders, some in the small of their back, and some, like Jessie, carry it in their genitals, where it can only be released by a vigorous fucking from the phallus of Marcus London. Poor Jessie doesn't know this yet because she's only starting her first day at Dana DeArmond's massage parlor. She has so much to learn!

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"Fill 'Er Up" Because Sometimes It's Hard Not To Pull Out
Oct 23, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
"Fill 'Er Up" Because Sometimes It's Hard Not To Pull Out

BiBi Jones wants to get pregnant, but her man, Tommy Gunn, can't seem to do the trick. What happened to Tommy's sperm? We don't know, but infertility is a serious problem. This may be one of the saddest set-ups ever seen in a creampie movie.

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How Can You Tell If Selena Rose Is "Faking It"?
Oct 09, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
How Can You Tell If Selena Rose Is "Faking It"?

We try not to bother our brains about whether or not a pornstar is truly having an orgasm, because to us, it's all a performance and we enjoy being entertained. But when Selena Rose is supposed to visibly fake it for us, we have to start thinking about her ability to trick us, and then we start to worry that she's fake-faking it and actually having a good fuck and then we wind up with fat headaches.

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"Father Figure 2": This Is What Fucking The Patriarchy Looks Like
Aug 08, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
"Father Figure 2": This Is What Fucking The Patriarchy Looks Like

Male superiority and dominance is absolute bull mess, and any social or political institution that prolongs the agony of women by restricting their bodily freedoms, giving them unfair pay, or otherwise treating them as inferior creatures must be dismantled and used to give Jessie Andrews head.

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"My Mother's Best Friend" Helps Troubled Youth With Her Wise Vagina
Jul 11, 2012 | Posted in Hardcore
"My Mother's Best Friend" Helps Troubled Youth With Her Wise Vagina

India Summer doesn't know what to do about her rebellious son, Richie Deville, but when Veronica Avluv comes to visit with her husband, India hopes her boy might benefit from the positive male influence in the house. Oh, Richie benefits all right--more like, his mother's best friend with benefits!

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