Adrianna Luna Gets The "Happy Endings" She Wants Courtesy of Hot Candy Films
May 20, 2014 | Posted in Hardcore, adult video
Adrianna Luna Gets The "Happy Endings" She Wants Courtesy of Hot Candy Films

Massages rule.

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Don't Come A Knockin' If The "Spread" Truck's Rockin'
Oct 15, 2013 | Posted in featured, preview, Hardcore, Editorial Features
Don't Come A Knockin' If The "Spread" Truck's Rockin'

Some people need three news stories to officially consider something a trend. We need three porn movies.

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"The Devil's Gang Bang" Finds Lisa Ann And Chanel Preston Battling Angels And Semen
Aug 02, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
"The Devil's Gang Bang" Finds Lisa Ann And Chanel Preston Battling Angels And Semen

Like "The Devil in Miss Jones" but with much bigger tits and less hair, the high-concept "Devil's Gang Bang" makes us question both our faith and our pants.

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Who Are You To Leave "Code of Honor" Behind?
Jul 23, 2013 | Posted in Hardcore
Who Are You To Leave "Code of Honor" Behind?

Digital Playground's latest blockbuster is a sprawling epic of drugs, kidnapping, and pornography, in which a crack team of retired crimefighters led by Jesse Jane must adhere to their "Code of Honor" and regroup to liberate kidnapped comrade Selena Rose.

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"The Stripper 2": Live Topless Girls Usurping Thrones!
Jul 10, 2013 | Posted in preview, Hardcore

Is there a special term for the top performer at a strip club? You know, like the phrase "bottom bitch" that's alliterative and carries the weight of a swear word with it. Knowing such a term would definitely make our jobs easier, because "The Stripper 2" is all about competition amongst exotic dancers, both on the stage and in the bedroom.

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A "Secret Sleepover" That's Neither Secret Nor Sleep-Related
Jul 09, 2013 | Posted in preview, Hardcore

You know what makes sleepovers so great? The lack of sleep! What other youthful institution is named such a blatant lie? (One Direction is neither singular nor direct, so there's that.) When else is it acceptable to wear pajamas with your homies and occasionally slip out of them for naughty games and gossip?

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"Exchange Student 5": Trading Cultural Heritage, Body Fluids, Etc.
May 29, 2013 | Posted in preview, Hardcore

There are lots of good reasons to host a foreign exchange student in your home. You get to meet new people! You diversify a young person's education! You make the world a little bit smaller and learn about what unites us as a species! You can get your husband to fuck the new girl thereby distracting him from your own infidelities!

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"The Masseuse 4" Presents A Different Kind Of (Massage) Parlor Trick
May 08, 2013 | Posted in preview, Hardcore
"The Masseuse 4" Presents A Different Kind Of (Massage) Parlor Trick

Why is massage porn so popular these days? We waxed pornographic about it a few days ago when we previewed "Erotic Massage Stories," but we didn't really get to the heart of the matter. We're all extremely tense these days! Nobody gets enough sleep, nobody keeps an eye on their posture, and all we want from the world is somebody who will unlock all the knots in our backs and then bang us senseless.

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