And no, we’re not talking about “Cowboys & Engines.” James Deen recently tweeted a teaser trailer for something called “NOVEL,” written and directed by Samuel Gonzalez Jr. All the teaser tells us is that it’s about “the greatest American conspiracy ever told” which comes from “the most controversial novel ever written.” We’re looking at old timey costumes, guns, and James Deen with a busted face. What do you think?
Call us biased if you will, but we think Stoya makes a mighty fine model, and we are supported by the people who put together Pop Magazine’s latest issue. Our (other) beloved Supreme Commandress shines in a series of surreal photos by Sean and Seng, and we think you’ll get a real kick out of seeing Stoya like this. (Don’t worry, there’s still a good deal of skin.)
Yesterday we saw how Showtime’s “Reality Show” introduces faux-confrontation into the lives of faux-average Americans, and since their method was so nudity heavy, we figured we should see what we missed from previous episodes. In short, we missed a ton of raunchy cheerleader sex and a special guest appearance by Jesse Jane!
We wake up in the morning, start looking at porn, and we don’t stop until it’s after dark. So naturally, when we go home and get cozy, we need a way to detox and clear our minds. That’s when we turn to mainstream movies that have pornstars in them! What, you thought we were going off them cold turkey? It’d kill us.
We like keeping track of what pornstars are doing when they’re not doing each other, especially when their passions get them involved in big art projects. There are a lot of adult industry professionals with their fingers in many pies, but nobody fingerbangs the bakery quite like Tommy Pistol. That boy is busy. Let’s check out what he’s been up to!
You’re in an abandoned and possibly haunted insane asylum, you’re all alone, and your boss has sent you wandering around with a camera looking for ghosts. Sounds like something horrible is going to show up, right? That’s when you see a ghost who looks like Ryan Keely wearing only panties and a loose nightgown. She’s horny, she wants you, and you can actually touch each other. What happens next?
What is this gorgeous young model/actor doing with a brutish sex master like Manuel Ferrara? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. What you’re looking at is a fresh clip from “Starlet,” a new independent movie starring Dree Hemingway, Besedka Johnson, and a literal truckload of pornstars. It’s set in San Fernando Valley, there is a hardcore scene, and Zoe Voss plays Dree’s body double. Hell yes.
Let’s not blow this out of proportion though. Is Miley BFFLs with Jessie? No. Are they acquaintances? Perhaps. Were they in the same music video? They were, and the song is about Jessie, so Miley must be familiar with her. Does the music video show Miley Cyrus with a bunch of cake on her boobs. Yes, it does, and that’s the real treat here.
Hot pornstars and professional models hanging around in no clothing? Check. Shot by Ellen Stagg? Check. Pictures set in fantastical worlds imagined by a variety of up and coming artists? Check Republic. We can’t think of anything that could possibly make Mishka’s 2013 calendar any better. Oh, what if it came with comics? It already does!
…and then that’s when the fun really begins. We’re not even going to begin to try to explain this delightful short film (starring the even more delightful Penny Pax, but we will say that it’s not for the faint of heart (and probably shouldn’t be watched while you’re eating).
To be fair, Bronn was a cocky bastard long before he got the beautiful Sahara to kiss his nose, but you can’t deny that she adds a little something. This pornstar-turned-King’s Landing prostitute is like an amulet of sass: you hold her naked in your lap, and suddenly you give zero fucks!
What do Justine Joli, Heather Vandeven, Nikki Benz, and Ryan Keely all have in common? In addition to being smoking hot ladies and Penthouse Pets, they’re all featured in the new Penthouse DLC pack for Saints Row: The Third. Because if there’s one thing that makes video games better, it’s more hot ladies.
We sometimes forget how busy pornstars are! They perform, direct, edit, assist, and do odd jobs around the adult industry, and then they go out and flex their acting muscles in Hollywood. We’re happy for them, but gosh, they make us feel so lazy.
We miss the sucking and the screwing, but we get all of the sass and ‘tude of a pornographic Alexis Texas scene as she bangs her sketchy boss and fights her evil, crazed, weaponized virus-stricken former co-workers. And yes, we get to see her legendary butt. It’s ok to admit that you only came here to see her booty.
And girls just wanna have fun, but nobody gets what they want all the time, except us, because we’re easy to please, and right now we just want to watch these two pornstars–Misty Anderson and Jeannie Marie Sullivan–play feisty flapper girls in this sketchy dungeon.
When we saw the promo video for Mishka’s Spring 2012 lookbook, we knew it was going to be face-meltingly hot. How could it not be? You’ve got Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley getting their pictures taken by Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane; the odds of no arousal occurring are approximately a bajillion to one.
You know what “The Girl’s Guide to Depravity” has been missing? A mystical redheaded Earth mother who knows how to fuck guys by using the powers of her lower chakras. Fortunately, Justine Joli is here to do exactly that. We love Justine Joli! And we had no idea she could fuck guys with her chakras!
While paging through an issue of our favorite French fashion magazine (Purple, duh), we stumbled upon a familiar face. The lovely Melissa bears a striking resemblance to Crush Object Zoe Voss…perhaps because, you know, she is Zoe (who we’ve long known does work as a mainstream model, too).
Last month we learned that Jenna Haze was retiring from porn–and we’ve been wondering ever since where we’d see her next. Granted, we knew she’d still be directing pornos and feature dancing…but, uh, are we the only ones who are surprised to see her popping up at a Taylor Momsen show, giving the teen rocker a lap dance?
Well, James Deen certainly is having the cultural moment, isn’t he? In short shrift, the dashing young pornstar has been profiled by Good Magazine, Nightline, and the New York Observer, with the possibility of a role in a Bret Easton Ellis movie being dangled in front of him as well.
