And no, we’re not talking about “Cowboys & Engines.” James Deen recently tweeted a teaser trailer for something called “NOVEL,” written and directed by Samuel Gonzalez Jr. All the teaser tells us is that it’s about “the greatest American conspiracy ever told” which comes from “the most controversial novel ever written.” We’re looking at old timey costumes, guns, and James Deen with a busted face. What do you think?

From the looks of this red band trailer, “Movie 43″ is one of those movies with insanely huge ensembles of Hollywood stars organized in constellations of plot that weave and loop around each other. It’s like “New Year’s Eve” or “Valentine’s Day” except, you know, with poop jokes and gratuitous nudity and probably zero romance.

We like keeping track of what pornstars are doing when they’re not doing each other, especially when their passions get them involved in big art projects. There are a lot of adult industry professionals with their fingers in many pies, but nobody fingerbangs the bakery quite like Tommy Pistol. That boy is busy. Let’s check out what he’s been up to!

A kind reader tipped us off to a listing on Backpage.com that asks for publicly recognized actors, one male and one female, to audition for a film that includes unsimulated sex. You know what that means? We could have another “Shortbus,” “Ken Park, “9 Songs,” or “Shame” on our hands!

Sometimes we feel used by red band trailers. It’s as if the film producers are saying, “Hey, give us free advertising and we’ll throw you a boob!” How do they know that we crave boobs? Admittedly, there are numerous pairs of titties in this trailer, and one of them gets hit with a beach ball in such a way that makes our hearts flutter. Oh, and yeah, this has to do with vicious piranhas getting into a waterpark and causing mayhem while David Hasselhoff looks on stoically.

Our very own Gram Ponante summed up this movie as, “It’s the boys against the girls as two gangs of detestable Hollywood trash play a Los Angeles version of ‘Dangerous Liaisons.’” The more we view this thing, the more we feel it’s less like “Dangerous Liaisons” and more like if your Cosmopolitan magazine hopped off the coffee table and put on a bikini (so it could then flash you).

Yes, she’s gone from being a pornstar, to playing an escort in “The Girlfriend Experience,” to playing a pornstar on “Entourage,” and now to playing a participant in a spiritually-twisted and tear-filled threesome in “I Melt With You.” Also, her character’s name is Raven. Some people have criticized Sasha for

Since everybody liked Joe Swanberg’s favorite movie sex moments so much, we have another director to curate some Hollywood smut for you! Say hello to Evan Glodell—writer/director/star of the flame-spitting, apocalypse-ready car film “Bellflower”—and his six favorite sex scenes in cars. You’re probably tired of hearing us Fleshbot folk comment

It seems someone’s been listening to our prayers: the delightful Maggie Gyllenhaal is starring in a movie that’s all about vibrators. Granted, it’s a tale of how, back in Victorian times, vibrators were invented as a highly efficient cure for “hysteria” (well, more efficient that a doctor’s hand)…but we’re pretty

According to XBIZ, Olson will start filming a mainstream movie in April. The movie is called “Mancation,” and our girl plays Fatone’s wife, who gets caught naked, cheating on him with another woman, wearing a strap-on. It might not be much of a change from the porn world, but it’s

AEBN just released a Content Developer Kit that will allow programmers to encode video content for the RealTouch. That means we’ll be able to simulate sex based on any movie or TV show we want! Here are some suggestions. Because now that RealTouch has started the process of opening up

Recently, a beautiful, buxom British woman by the name of Joanna Dutremble appeared on ABC’s “Wipeout.” You might know her as Taylor Wane, Hall of Fame pornstar and recent star of “Mom’s Cuckold 5.” Do you think ABC knew? We suspect they did. After she gets knocked into the water

First we saw her gumdrop nipples in “Windrider”, and now we get some sultry writhing from “Dead Calm”. The wonders of Australian cinema are just beginning to reveal themselves to us… This might sound greedy, but there are certain Nicole Kidman roles from which we really wanted nudity. Like when

If you were trying to get a date at an Australian girls’ school, and there was a serial killer around, you’d be a little cautious. Like, you wouldn’t try to have sex in the woods at night. Right? Maybe we’re judging too quickly. After all, single gender housing is the

How did we miss “8MM 2″? It has nothing to do with the original “8MM”, Nicolas Cage isn’t in it, and it’s absolutely brimming with full-frontal nudity. No Academy Award? What happened? We’re pretty sure they never give Oscars to films that go direct-to-video. Also, the plot doesn’t seem all

Everyone was sad that Leelee Sobieski does not get naked in “Finding Bliss”, but it’s not all bad! Stormy Daniels was in “Finding Bliss” and she most certainly was naked. It’s a good thing, too! Otherwise this movie about the porn industry wouldn’t have had any nudity in it, and

Caligula Maximus, an off-broadway take of the story of Caligula, features our beloved Justine Joli as Caesonia, wife of the crazed emperor. You know what this means? Mainstream nudity time! Woo! We truly think this is a marvelous role for Joli. Not that we think her taste in men would

Every fly honey from Shannen Click to Charlotte Rampling is calling up Ewan McGregor for random sex. Is this what famous actors do? Or does this just happen to be one of the best movies of all time? Poor Ewan doesn’t seem to happy about it. Well, that’s what happens

We’re not saying Halle Berry won an Oscar for having sex in “Monster’s Ball” or anything like that. But damn, it sure didn’t hurt the film. And yes, it was a moving, amazing film. Great cast. Challenging topics. And then, bonus: Halle Berry in the buff, doing stuff. She has

“Hot Tub Time Machine” follows four friends who accidentally travel back in time after a powerful hot tub booze session. Now, what would you do if you went back to 1986? Chances are, you’d be seeing some retro titties. What a coincidence! That’s exactly what they do. That’s not all