Or at least on this cruise ship. The BJs are also a healthier option, too. But we digress. These hardworking chickies can clear the tables, do their sidework, get that silverware sparkling, and polish off a couple raging boners while they’re at it. Now that’s multitasking! We could really use that kind of work ethic.
Hey, there are worse qualities in a maid than being perverse. There’s slovenliness, annoyingness, talking back, and sloth. When faced with these vexing possibilities, yeah, we’d take a pervy yet effective maid any day. In fact, as far as characteristics in people in general go, that’s sort of a boon. Though they may be the help, we don’t mind if they’ve got a little naughty streak and know how to use it.
Kowai means scary. Kawaii means cute. The phonetic similarity evokes the way a lion cub can be adorable even though it is capable of ripping your face off… or how visual indicators of cuteness can be heightened out of all proportion and end up slightly terrifying. There are Japanese girls
The French maid is one of the most classic sexual fantasies. It incorporates so many things we love about role-play: uniforms, feathers, interesting subservience/dominance dynamics. Plus, that black-and-white uniform is just so striking, it’s easy to see the appeal. Of course, what passes for a French maid’s uniform these days
What do Asian porn performers, who are already a fetish unto themselves, do to disappear into character? Why, they put on a maid’s outfit, of course! Either that or they could dress like Kiss, and no one wants that. So many things are going on in this video: hairy, sassy,
What is it about those French maid outfits? Is it the stockings? The lace? The knowledge that you’re making a person whose job it is to clean so…dirty? Nothing says “sex fantasy” quite like that iconic black and white. Here are ten videos that celebrate the women willing to don
True, there are only a few of us wealthy enough to afford to hire a lingerie-clad woman to do all our household chores…but thanks to this video (created to showcase Damaris lingerie) we can all feel like we are. And once all YouTube videos are made available for streaming in
In all fairness, if Nikki Benz showed up at our office, flitting around in a French maid outfit, we’d probably lose it, too. Now, we may not know much about sports, but we do know good innuendo when we hear it. We’re not saying that she’s out there fighting the
Believe it or not, the American Pie franchise is coming out with its seventh installment. We wonder: did they really make six other American Pie films? And why has Eugene Levy been the only actor to be in every movie? In honor of American Pie: Book of Love, we’re analyzing
Cleavage bursting at the seams, obscenely tiny skirts with frills a tickling feather duster constantly at hand, and a sultry foreign accent. Honestly, is there anything unappealing about French maids? The women in these videos are eager to serve in whatever fashion necessary. Cooking, cleaning, stripping… you know, the usual.
At first glance, this video appears to be an awesome—although somewhat run of the mill—clip of a maid getting fucked by three strapping gentlemen. But look closer: there’s more to it than that. See, on second glance you will realize that not only is it an awesome clip of a
Whatever mess you’ve gotten yourself into, maids are there to make your life easier—and they’re very serious about getting the job done (though you can always count on them to stay clean…). Of course, with those itty bitty outfits in the mix, we have a feeling that staying neat and
Confessing to a maid fantasy always feels a little embarrassing: with their skimpy outfits and perfect-for-porn job description, well, the whole thing just feels a little obvious and mundane. Then again, they wear skimpy outfits and have a job description that’s totally perfect for porn—so why wouldn’t we fantasize about
Everyone loves a good French maid fantasy (even us!), which means that everyone should love this gallery of hot babes who get our minds all dirty while they make our houses clean. Who knew there were so many variations on such a simple theme? (holytaco.com)
Here’s a philosophical question for you: If you hire two naughty maids to clean your apartment, it may cost you double–but they should be able to come to your apartment in frilly, too-small outfits, pretend to do some dusting and then get naked in only half the time. So the
The last time we stayed at a hotel, the maid didn’t come to clean our room until long after we’d checked out … and she certainly wasn’t wearing a sexy outfit as she tidied up. Is that what passes for service these days? Thankfully, some hotels still believe in providing
Hiring a nude maid to clean your house while the wife is on vacation sounds like the perfect plan, until she makes off with $40,000 worth of your wife’s jewels. That must have been a fun explanation. (myfoxtampabay.com; thumb of the very trustworthy Shay Laren)
Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as
