Last night’s “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” was all about revealing secrets. Now everybody knows everything everyone else has done. This means, sadly, that Lucy Lawless will not longer be hooking up with the gladiator. Why, Jupiter, why? With all the rage flying around Capua, who knows if next week’s episode
We’re all for naked empowerment, but sometimes these Romans just take it too far. It seems like no girl wants to talk business unless her tits are showing. It’s not that we’re not grateful for the tits, but it’s inducing some bizarre Pavlovian conditioning in us. Every time we see
Spoiler alert: Last night’s “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” was 95% sex and titties, 4% violence, and 1% plot development. But it’s cool, because everybody from slaves to senatorial wives got freaky, and some of them wearing only gold paint! Our boy Spartacus has accepted his place as champion/gigolo of the
Lucy Lawless’ favorite gladiator is having some unfortunate side-effects from his injuries. As it turns out, there are some arenas he can’t bring glory to. Oh well, at least we get a healthy dose of Lawless boob! And hey, he eventually gets it up. It’s been a goodly while since
Spartacus’ victory brought rain, so Lucy Lawless finally got her bath. Whereas we might take a bubble bath to unwind, Lawless had an entourage of naked attendants, wine, and the sight of her husband fucking a female slave. Good bath! The orgy in the gladiators’ quarters wasn’t much to behold.
Another week, another episode of “Spartacus” in which Lucy Lawless says horribly dirty things that would make even Jupiter blush. This time: she’s wearing bright silver nipple things! Her husband asked if she would give Crixus—the gladiator in this clip—one of the slave women to entertain him as a way
Unfortunately, last night’s episode of “Spartacus” didn’t include another Lucy Lawless sex scene (visibly, at least). All the same, she facilitates some pretty fuck-tastic views. Such is the power of a domina of a ludus. Our boy Spartacus was absent from the sex this episode (he was more concerned with
