We are really into the subgenre of porn that involves oiling up juicy asses and making them bounce around before fucking. Booty bouncing is totally the new lava lamp. We just wanna watch wet butts jiggle enthusiastically all evening to unwind.
Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.
Maybe, just maybe, closeup images of aroused engorged plump dripping wet pulsating and cumming cunts will help people understand how to please them better, and how fucking totally unbelievably awesome we can’t even fucking stand it they are.
We’re not gonna lie. This is one of our favorite trailers we’ve watched in a long time. It was a perfect Friday afternoon jerk, and we recommend you try it at various other days and hours and send us your notes. So what do we love about it? Besides the totally dream team cast of adorable girls with really fine squeezable fuckable asses, this series has a conceit that we actually find very very sex positive: reminding everyone that anal sex is hottest with lots and lots and LOTS of lube.
In our book, anyway. Sure, maybe a celestial song would elevate our souls or some such schlock, but we’ll take a good old corporeal climax any day. Because it makes our bodies feel good. And while we’re inhabiting our fleshly form, we’ll be damned if we don’t do what it tells us to.
If you’re of the opinion that everything goes better with bacon, then boy, have we got the product for you: from the people who brought you Bacon Salt and Baconnaise, there’s a whole new way to, ahem, keep things sizzling…and it goes by the name baconlube. Will introducing bacon into
In honor of Earth Day (and general good lovin’ all year round) I sampled some of Babeland’s certified vegan, eco-friendly sex aids. They certainly do get the job done, and how! First up is the Birds ‘N Bees condom by the Swedish Association for Sexual Enlightenment — a sexual health
No, they’re not the hot new drink that all the sorority girls are guzzling down (well, not yet). They’re an innovative product from J.T.’s Stockroom that hopes to change the way you lube. Have you ever had one of those nights where you’re getting yourself ready for some awesome anal
Last month, Babeland announced their new line of Babelicious flavored lubes: glycerin-free, water-based lubes in exciting flavors like Pomegranate Vanilla and Dulce de Leche. But do these lubes actually taste as delicious as they sound? We decided to investigate. Armed with only a single spoon, four bottles of lube (in
If, like us, you’ve grown weary of blowjobs that taste like “chocolate” and “strawberry” (or—god no—”banana”), consider picking up some of Babeland’s new Babelicious flavored lube. The glycerin-free, water-based lube comes in flavors like Dulce de Leche, Mojito Peppermint, and Pomegranate Vanilla—and while we can’t guarantee that they taste any
When is a lube more than just a lube? When it’s Wet Together. A “his ‘n hers” lube set, Wet Together promises to revolutionize your lovemaking experience. But does it? Let’s start by discussing the theory behind Wet Together. According to the copy: His warms. Hers tingles. She applies his
“Number One Plus” is a water-based lubricant that was designed and produced for sex workers in Cambodia. It’s cheap, effective … and it also cures acne! So you know … go ahead and get your face right in there. (telegraph.co.uk, via sex-and-blogs.com)
One drop of “Liquid Virgin” and you’ll pucker up tighter than, well … a virgin. We like to think our readers are smart enough not to put anything like this near any of their holes, but just in case, uh … don’t. (discreet-romance.com, via random-good-stuff.com, via yesbutnobutyes.com)
Wow, uh … yeah, we’d say that is some pretty good lube. (Copyranter)
As with so many things in life, a good lube can be hard to find … especially if you’re looking for a lube that’s able to multitask. Some of the best lubes for butt sex can leave your lady parts less than happy, and a great handjob lube might not
As the globe continues to heat up, our collective urge to go green gets stronger. But what to do when things start heating up in the bedroom too? If you’re looking for some environmentally conscious naked fun — or just can’t resist a certain kind of environmentally conscious marketing hype
Maybe you’re like new Digital Playground star Adriana Lynn and you have the kind of body that looks good in latex pants. (Lucky you!) But wearing said pants is not as easy as you might think. If you want to look your best and not become encased in dried out
Wait, we’re confused. Why would anyone need fruit flavored lubricant? Unless … oh! Now we get it. (copyranter.blogspot.com)
Apparently there are some people who have sex because they’re trying to have a baby (yes, we were shocked too)—and for those people, there’s a new lube “intimate moisturizer” that won’t harm sperm. Why should those horny nonprocreators get to have all the fun anyway? (comeasyouare.com)
You drive a hybrid car, you only shop at Whole Foods, your company is carbon neutral… and yet your lube has some mysterious, uncertain, and probably not eco-friendly origin. It’s time to switch to Yes, a “certified organic” lube (it’s also Vegetarian Society approved, so you’re good to go, vegans!).