You know, I could sit here all day, staring at Gigi Hadid and feel like I'm on top of the world. Yep, she's one beautiful woman and these couple of pictures are a great reminder of that beauty. And looking at something beautiful for extended period time is never a waste. If it was, we wouldn't have museums.
This time of year it can feel like you've just run a marathon. The "most wonderful time of the year" is also the time of year you have some much to do it can be hard to remember what the hell is so wonderful about it. Yeah, the holidays can really be a grind. That's why it's important to train, to be ready, to get physical, to prepare yourself for all you have to get done. The best way to be ready? Watching Ashley Graham doing a workout in lingerie.
Let's all be honest right here: Messy eaters are gross. The only exception to this rule is if you are toddler, and I mean really young. But watching someone get food all over their face, clothes, and everything in between could be considered punishment for a crime. Come on, we all know it's true - watching someone get food everywhere is distinguishing... unless it's Emily Ratajkowski.
Seeing Barbara Palvin's incredible boobs would have been the highlight of my week. Sneaking a peek at Hannah Ferguson not wearing much of anything is going to be something I remember for all my days. Seeing them both at the same time... well, I honestly don't know what do with all this pure sexiness.
The term "going crazy" has a great origin story - I have no idea. But like all great sayings, it has to come from somewhere. If I had to guess, I would assume it came from people seeing Alexa Chung topless because I'm seeing it and I'm bouncing off the walls with excitement.
Also, as we get to bear witness to her completely nude body, then she can wear a clown wig for all I care. Great, now I want to see a nude Emily Ratajkowski in a clown wig.
There is really no way to make Nicole Kidman unattractive. You can't really dress her up in some outrageous costume or give her fake teeth or do anything to make her not be the goddess she is. I mean, if anyone can pull off the cowboy hat with a red bathing suit and pokies look, it's going to be Nicole Kidman.
Don't you hate that feeling when you know something is off, something is missing, something just isn't quite right, and you can't for the life of you figure out what the hell it is? Yeah, we've all be there and it sucks. But don't sweat it, because I know what we all need - Kendall Jenner in a see-through bra. You are welcome, world.
Being someone who never ventured off to warm, sunny, and bikini-filled climates during spring break, I never experienced the craziness of it all. But I have closed my eyes and dreamed of what it must have been like and apparently it's the same thing Alessandra Ambrosio thinks about when she closes her eyes. Yeah, in my head spring break is nothing more than Alessandra Ambrosio in a red bikini.
Over the recent weeks we've been flooded (and I mean that in a good way) with tons of sexy Bella Hadid pics, but here's a reminder that Gigi Hadid is also pretty damn sexy. I'm not saying the Hadid sister's need to have a sexy-off, but I'm also not not saying they need to have a sexy-off.
Is there any greater symbol of love than a heart? For the longest time I would have said no, but now I know that there is something greater, more powerful, and more beautiful than just a plain old heart. Yes, the truest and best symbol of love is a heart pastie on Chrissy Teigen's breasts.
The game of Hide and Seek is the classic adventure of one person doing their best to find one or more individuals hiding in various locations. Normally this game is played by children, and as you get older the game becomes less and less appealing, especially if you are someone who often loses things. But now that it seems Kate Upton is willing to play Hide and Seek - and play it very badly, I must point out - while wearing some pretty sexy lingerie. I have to admit this game looks pretty damn awesome.
When one makes the commitment of getting in shape, going to the gym is important, but diet is more important. Eating healthy is key to getting in shape, but that doesn't mean all goodies should be avoided. Having a cheat day is a great way to keep you on track, but if you are worried that if you eat junk you won't work out, just be like Chrissy Teigen and combine the two.
Let's be honest, LOVE advent is the reason we all get out of bed this time of year. It's cold, it gets dark earlier and earlier, people are slightly crazier - this time of year can be no fun at all. But thankfully it's Day 8 and it's time for Emily Ratajkowski. And honestly, this video so amazing the only thing I can do is sing. So, here is my rendition of "All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" which I have changed to "All I want for Christmas is Emily Ratajkowski". Seriously people, it totally works.
They have often said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I don't know if that is true or not because I've seen some pretty terrible imitations that don't really flatter a single thing, but I will say that Stella Maxwell doing Margot Robbie from The Wolf of Wall Street will leave you pretty flattered.
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