Yeah, this is some real VIP lounge type stuff. But we would forego the sparkling water and assorted varieties of chips and dips to partake in this lesbian babestravaganza… And we love chips and dips! Somehow varieties of snatch seem much more appealing. We’ve got simple needs when it comes down to it.
If you’ve always wanted to participate in an office bracket but don’t feel a personal stake in the NBA (minus NBA Jam), dry your tears because here’s a knockout tournament right in our wheelhouse. It pits Euro porn babe against Euro porn babe, and we’re down to the semifinals.
This last summer Lou Charmelle and I planned a crazy European vacation and brought Danny Wylde along for the fun! We went to Switzerland, Paris, Bordeaux, Bayonne, and to the Monegros Festival in Spain. But before that, we spent 10 days on the island of Ibiza! While there we filmed “Manhunt: Ibiza.” We didn’t realize how many crazy things could happen on this fun little island.
It’s Lily LaBeau Week here at Fleshbot, so if we’re going to write about anybody, it ought to be Lily’s roommate, Lou Charmelle! We kid; we have non-Lily-related reasons to write about Lou, and the main one is that the more we see her and learn about her, the more questions we have about her. Finally, we’re going to sit down and research this cutie with all of our Googling might!
Igor went over to Lily LaBeau’s place to do a shoot, and there he found her roommate, Lou Charmelle, naked on the couch, freshly finished filming a porn scene. They had previously made and unmade plans to work together, but since they had a camera and twenty minutes to spare, they took some photos. Sometimes it’s hard to recognize a good opportunity when you see it, but sometimes it’s a naked French pornstar hanging out on a couch.
Gas prices are subject to all sorts of radical changes based on taxes, OPEC, rumors, and other junk we don’t understand; it can be a nightmare trying to get a single gallon in your tank! Thank God that Teena Lipoldina has such great milage. You only have to give her a couple of cocks and she’ll ride for days.
When a group of horny boys think they can get rich making porn, they discover that their pens aren’t as mighty as their penises. Fortunately, Raven Alexis has enough writing talent for everyone—and her ass isn’t half-bad either! “So when do I stick my cock in Lou Charmelle’s ass?” asks
It’s the biggest national holiday in France, so we’re rolling out a big ol’ list of French pornstars who have touched our lives in meaningful ways (you know, like Lafayette, but with smut instead of military support). Basically, we’re hoping to cozy up to these hotties by impressing them with
The nutritionists at Digital Sin have concocted a daily supplement of butts so beautiful, they’re guaranteed to give you an ass-istential crisis. You’ll say to yourself, “What am I doing with my life? Who am I? Why isn’t Lou Charmelle’s delicious backside impaled on my hungry tongue?” We don’t know;
Selena Rose thought she was going on a date with Manuel Ferrara, but it was really a trick by Erik Everhard and Scott Nails! So she has sex with Scott, we guess. Later she fucks Manuel. That’s about it. Sometimes these plots are really involved and intricate, and sometimes they’re
Seriously, because Tommy Gunn is acting all weird about it. He bought Angel Dark off some sketchy Eastern Bloc dating website, and now he’s all upset that she’s fucking everyone around him. (Yes, that’s really the plot of this movie.) Fortunately, he’s already paying to keep Nikki Benz around the
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There’s nothing quite so elegant as simplicity of design. In art it’s called minimalism. In porn it’s often referred to as wall-to-wall or gonzo. A rose by any other name would still satisfy. Mike John eschews the temptation to wax rhapsodic with the release of his 5th volume of “Jerkoff