Check out Veronica Ricci and her babely buds, all hangin’ out on Stagg Street

The happiest place on earth for any gal is probably wherever her Magic Wand happens to be. It certainly seems to have brought a smile to this babe’s face. Or at least an open-mouthed orgasmic moan as she fingers herself. Both work. Jumping upon a Magic Wand is basically the equivalent of zooming around Space Mountain, we think, although we’ve actually never been on the thing ourself. We can only imagine the rush, the thrill, the ups, the downs, the sheer and spectacular joy are sort of on par. Now if only there were a way to sneak a Wand onto the aforementioned coaster — although we don’t know if a body could even handle that kind of bliss. Worth a shot (but, uh, without any of those pesky kid things around).

It’s almost like the girl next door, but, uh, way better. Because, sure, you might admire your favorite neighborhood babe, but it’s from afar. The chick on your dick, however, you can hold and watch and love and bang all right there. And that can feel so gratifying, you know? There’s definitely an exquisite beauty and pain in unrequited love, and we’ll swoon over it as much as the next bleeding-heart romantic. But sometimes whackin’ off is preferable to swooning — we’re gonna go ahead and say this is one of those times.

Via The Other Images

We’ve sometimes wonder how those gals (and dudes) manage to maintain all those smiles miles up high, trapped in a flying can filled with a buncha jerks. Well, looks like it’s because, deep within the recesses of their top secret airport lounge, there’s plenty of ways to let loose. Any residual flight-time anger can be released through BDSM-therapy — one of the most effective means of positive relaxation there is. So, next time your stewardess passes you your thrice-warmed-over chicken dinner, have a little appreciation. Just don’t let her see…

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Why, there’s so much pussy-licking, dick-blowing, cowgirl-bangin’ action here we’d think it would necessitate one of those 2-tape set dealios (hey, Titanic!). But somehow Jane Milo’s giant tits and slutty ways manage to be captured within the magnetic tape confines of the medium. We think we need to break out the Betamax and Laserdiscs, though, just in case… We mean, she’s basically oozing sultry all over the place. And we don’t wanna miss a drop!

They’re a breath of fresh, exciting air — rare and exotic babes that expand our horizons as well as our undies. We know this can tread into delicate territory, but hey, we think Asian babes are sexy, and celebrating their awesomeness by banging them works in our fantasy world. These chickies are so hot we think we need a glass of milk.

We’ve been known to fall under the spell of a big-ass wang in our day. Like a charmer guiled by its snake,a magician enchanted by the wand, we can become a bit doe-eyed when faced with a megacock. Where it leads, we shall follow. And sometimes it takes you somewhere really cool, as in this case, to squirttown. One simply can’t defy it — when a schlong like this commands you to squirt, you do it. And how!

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Okay, so Hailey Holiday is no Kanye West (lucky for us!) and her fantasy might not be so much on the twisted side, but it’s definitely got some beauty and darkness all up in there. Just go along for the ride: as she lies back on the couch, leans her head back, yanks her thong aside, and lets her pretty fingers do some gentle probing, all while imagining her sweet young ass getting stuffed on the couch… ah, yep, there it is. Our beautiful, dark boner hits the sky.

Or, you know, uses them as her own sexual playground. So maybe upstairs there’s a carnival with a petting zoo and artisanal salty-sweet popcorns and such, but Asa and Erik Everhard will never make it up there. But that’s okay, because we’re sure crackerjack BJs and multitiered standing sex is greater than billy goats and snackfoods and such anyway.

Well, we guess Tiffany Tyler’s face is pressed against the glass, too. But, you know, that’s probably just what happens when Ryan Madison is railing you doggystyle in the shower. It’s a good thing there’s a door here and not just a curtain! We’re sure it’d get ripped out, then there’d be a boning couple and water all over the bathroom floor. And that would make a mess! Not that we’d really mind cleaning up after. But it’s probably for the best there’s the door as a barrier — that way we could press our faces up against it for a real close look, and stay safe. And if there’s one thing we’re all about, it’s safety. And doggystyle in the shower.

Chelsea Schuchman by Brad Elterman, Via O What a Q

What has sir Jack Hammer done to get himself in this much of a pickle? He must have been a real jerk, because January Seraph has certainly got some lessons in politeness to impart. She knows how to get results, though, and fast… For every clamp she snaps onto his balls, as she slaps him handily in the thigh, when she clenches his bulging dickhead between her teeth, he responds with a resounding, “Thank you!” It sounds like he means it to us.

You know, the title of this lovely film is “Cougars VS. Kittens” — but we don’t really see a whole lot of antagonizing going on because it seems like Diana Prince and Ash Hollywood are pretty into working as a team to get off the gorgeous high-school-quarterback-next-door that is Tyler Nixon.