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It’s Pleasant To See Lizz Tayler With Her “Mouth Open & Eager To Please”

Lizz Tayler and Gracie Glam have a mutual admiration society that is very refreshing. Not only that, but Glam hooks up her buddy with a Tayler-made blowjob.

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“Boobaholics Anonymous 8″: We Admit That We Are Powerless Over Boobs

We think it’s sweet of Jules Jordan to try and cure boobaholism by bombarding addicts with rack after back-tiring rack, but we feel like they’re not really helping. They ought to accompany every image of giant boobs with a loud buzz or an electric shock, something to draw negative connections to these tig ol’ bitties, but no, that’s not how they do it. You’d think these people would know how classical conditioning works!

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“Babysitter Diaries 8″: Don’t Just Tip Your Babysitter, Give Her The Whole Shaft!

The money that you give your babysitter needs to go a long way, not just for basic amenities, but for socializing and having fun. They have to spend money on clothing, makeup, drinks, cabs, contraception, and a bunch of other things to have a single night out on the town; think how much money and anxiety she could save if you would simply bang her brains out before she leaves your house!

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Industrial Scoops: “Busty Construction Girls”

Does possession of a hard hat and yellow safety vest and proximity to a backhoe make one a busty construction chick? No: you also need big boobs.

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Neo-Noir Erotic Thriller “The Valley” Looks Heart Stoppingly Good

Though it’s not that unusual for us to be excited by a porn trailer (it’s part of why we, you know, run a porn blog), it’s pretty rare that we see something that blows us away quite like this trailer for Sam Hain’s “The Valley” just did.

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“Slut Puppies 6″ Has More Bad Bitches Than The Westminster Kennel Club

Well, obviously “Slut Puppies 6″ has badder bitches; the dogs at the WKC are rather well-behaved. Also, we’re using “bitch” as a term of endearment and empowerment, you know, like Alanis Morissette uses it. You know what? We’re falling apart here, and it’s all because “Slut Puppies” is such a weird title. They’re women, ok? Hot, adult, human ladies. Jeez.

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Snoop Dogg Sure Likes That Lunch Truck “Pink Pussy”

Driving home from yoga one day, director Erica Mclean passed a food truck and thought that staging a rolling porn movie in a roach coach would be a fun idea.

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Genitals Get Their Own Jingles In "America

Genitals Get Their Own Jingles In "America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn"

Porn that parodies popular television advertisements? Hey, this is something we’ve never seen done before! Is that a good thing? It could be. Either this a fresh avenue for smutty spoofery or parody porn finally jumped the shark. America’s Favorite Commercials Gone Porn Studio: Hustler Director: Otto Bauer Cast: Lizz

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Kelly Divine And Jada Stevens Are Terrible "Car Wash Girls," Excel At Everything Else

Kelly Divine And Jada Stevens Are Terrible "Car Wash Girls," Excel At Everything Else

No one in this movie washes a car that well, but Jada and Kelly elevate not washing the car to an artform: they use all of the soap on each other and then repeatedly slam their ample asses on the windshield, all while someone plays the fuck out of a

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A Field Guide To Lizz Tayler

A Field Guide To Lizz Tayler

The seasons change, the salmon spawn, and new stars rise in the adult industry. Are we getting old? Where did this Lizz Tayler girl come from and why is she everywhere? We’re going to answer these questions right now. Lizz was born on the 9th of June, in the year

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"No Pill, No Condom" And Not Really Liz Taylor

"No Pill, No Condom" And Not Really Liz Taylor

Dear fledgling pornstars: are you having trouble getting recognition in the industry? Why not pick a pseudonym that resembles a very famous, very close to dying actor? That’s what Lizz Tayler did, and now she’s riding high on Hollywood’s grief on a surfboard made of creampie videos. Of course, you

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Thanks, "Marcia

Thanks, "Marcia’s Twat"!

We sure did get uppity for a while, there, what with our high-end cameras and multi-day shooting schedules and scripts and such. Then along comes “Marcia’s Twat” to knock porn off its high whores. “Marcia’s Twat” And Other XXX Parodies Studio: Mr. Filth Director: Jim Powers Starring: Jessie Andrews, Jack

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These "Sweet Tits" Will Give You Some Tig Ol

These "Sweet Tits" Will Give You Some Tig Ol’ Diabetes

We’d gladly jab ourselves with insulin to hang out with these cuties. And yes, that is Raven Alexis in a Digital Sin movie with Mike Adriano, and yes, she is going to get all kinds of oily before Mr. Adriano bends her over. We sincerely hope that Raven’s presence in

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Amai Liu

Amai Liu’s Libido Is "Too Big For Teens"

We’d be worried that Amai is biting off more than she can chew, but A) there’s no biting or chewing involved and B) she can do whatever she puts her mind to. And if her mind doesn’t work, well, there’s always her pussy. What causes these young women to be

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Bring Us The Boobs Of Lizz Tayler

Bring Us The Boobs Of Lizz Tayler

It is unclear why this smoky and delicious young woman chose a porn name suggesting former Michael Jackson confidante and bergin guzzler Liz Taylor when she so clearly resembles a pornish LeeLee Sobieski. Nevertheless, her breasts leave a deep impact. Tayler is absentmindedly masturbating when stalker ex-boyfriend Rocco Reed comes

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Frightfully Sexy: Lizzy Borden

Frightfully Sexy: Lizzy Borden’s "Creature Feature"

As Halloween draws ever closer, it’s getting a bit ghoulish here at Fleshbot HQ. And what better way to get in the mood for some trick or treating than with a hot porn full of monster madness? In celebration of the season, Tom Byron Pictures has just released “Creature Feature,”

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