Sometimes when you tear off someone’s clothes you’re really hoping to find some brightly-colored exciting underpants, but hey, if it’s Barbara Palvin’s clothes you’re tearing off we’re betting you won’t mind the muted coverage.
Well, if part of the idea of a greenhouse is to grow delicate plants in controlled environments, then it stands to reason that perfect babes could be cultivated in special gardens. Wouldn’t it be great to have carnivorous plants that looked like the ladies in this picture? Imagine them growing from inside a blooming bud! When they reach maturity, the bud will bloom and a lovely flowery seductive slut will emerge!
“Lotus Eaters” is essentially the story of bored rich kids trying to stave off malaise with drugs, sex, and jet-setting. It’s easy to blame the vapidness on the age of the characters (they’re all Millennials, whatever that means), but we think this movie shows us that people of every age solve their problems with the same set of tricks. How many generations have tried to find happiness by bathing five at a time in champagne and liquor?
Danielle Panabaker was originally a big hit with the younger audiences when she appeared in a few Disney Channel films. She then got some recurring roles on CBS shows and made enough appearances in horror films to become a Scream Queen. And now look at her! She’s a stewardess showing sideboob and nipple after having sex with Roger Sterling!
You know when you just need something to wear whilst lounging around your little doll house that’s been built on the beach? We think we have the solution for you!
British reality TV star Sophie Anderton had heard about the mind-expanding potential of sensory depravation tanks, and she had already tried a bunch of other mind-expanding extracurricular activities, so she thought she’d give this one a go. Then she found out it costs an arm and a leg so go into one of those actual tanks, and she’d already spent her spa budget for 2013 on bathing in the blood of virgins to get her skin looking so luminous.
Technically you never see Karlie Kloss and her boobs together in one shot of this video. Luckily we have plenty of evidence that this is what her boobs actually look like. We are nipple experts, and we can tell you just from the excited reaction they produce on our pants that these nipps definitely belong to the one and only Kloss. Besides, why would you get a body double if you’re built like Karlie Kloss?
You can tell Marsida is magic – maybe even a spirtual faery warrior princess – by the weird witchy things she’s doing with her arms. And by her alternating between a jeweled headband and strange animal headgear. And the fact that being outside laying on a rock makes her want to touch herself.
Or, from another angle, she’s nearly naked and that makes us go “Daaaamn, girl.” It’s not that we’re surprised–we expect Miley to keep pushing the envelope and we know Mario Testino always brings the raunch dressing–it’s just that Miley is about a skip, hop, and a jump away from being the next alt queer pornstar of your dreams and we wonder if she knows that.
Who knew that “Outrageous Fortune” had so much to offer? (Probably the people who watched it when it was on the air.) A couple days ago, we saw Brooke Williams and Antony Star strike sassy poses for a figure drawing class, and now we get a spontaneous prison stripshow that very nearly turned into a full on orgy! If only the guards had been a little bit more tolerant.
We apologize for being the bearers of bad gossip, but a recent storm of Twitpics prompted Kim Kardashian’s ex-publicist to ask the police (via Twitter, of course) to check on Amanda because he was worried about her. Then Jenny McCarthy chimed in. A few minutes ago, Amanda wrote a few nasty comments back at Jenny. We don’t understand what the big deal is–besides Amanda’s big boobs and a hint of nipple peeking out of her hair.
Her butt might not be able to dribble, but it sure makes us drool! “The things Ill do to get my mans attention when the Lakers r playing…” writes Aubrey. At first glance, we thought she was walking around in a thong just to distract her man from the TV, but maybe her butt somehow caused the Spurs to win last night’s game. Who can say?
First of all, we’re sorry for reminding you of Kevin Federline at a time when you’ve probably completely forgotten about him. Secondly, we’re not saying this woman is dating K. Fed (as far as we know). The connection between them is that her name is Julia Popazova, and Federline has a song called “Popozao,” which means “big ass,” and Julia has a rather nice and plump posterior!
Wouldn’t it be great if you could see in the dark and the only thing you could see was Sarah Stephens staring seductively at you and suggestively rubbing a metal pole and writhing about in her panties? Yes. Yes it would be great.
OMG, be still our hearts, we do so love seeing nipples pressed down ever so subtly by transparent material. Almost as much as we love seeing butts lounging on the couch (and the babes attached to the butts and nips of course of course).
Weronika Potocka, we feel you. It is time for Spring to sprung already. We’ve been going outside in just a light coat for weeks now, as if we can WILL winter to melt away. But we haven’t thought yet about trying to walk naked through the snow.
Aiden Ashley loves the way Samantha Bentley tastes (how could she not?), she loves the way she sounds and smells, but she doesn’t yet know how she feels–at least, not on her feet. Aiden is one of those gals who likes to test her produce in elaborate and mystical ways. She flicks her melons, she spanks her celery, and she needs to step on Samantha’s chest just a little bit in order to get a feel for the fucking that lies ahead.
We can’t quite decipher all that’s going on in “Tödliche Versuchung” (“Fatal Attraction”), but we understand that Julia Koschitz is cheating on her husband with a PYT. Adultery needs no language! We see it in the way the young man carries Julia, in the way she begrudgingly puts on the sparkly dress her husband requests, in the differing qualities of her post-sex faces.
Feeling a bit of deja vu? Rightly so. We thought this model looked familiar, and then we realized that this is Ruby, the sex kitten we saw yesterday afternoon. Plus, this spread has the same stylist and makeup artist as the one before it. If it’s not broke, don’t fix–and this girl is definitely not broke.
