After accepting a plea bargain, LiLo has to go to rehab and then spend thirty days doing community labor, and we wonder: when will her breasts come out again? It’s spring, the weather shall be heating up, and we were so looking forward to seeing cleavage (and possibly some slippage) from this special celebrity.

Whoa. This? This business right here? It’s beyond us, we’re lost, we don’t know what to say about it. There’s Lindsay Lohan (who got arrested again last night), there are her panties, there’s what looks like a wet spot on those panties, and there’s the look of fear in her eyes.

As you definitely know by now, James Deen and Lindsay Lohan totally need to start dating because they’re obviously a power couple waiting to happen are in a movie together called “The Canyons.” The studio is releasing three teaser trailers in different styles, and first up is the grainy and grimy ’70s thriller version chock full of sex, death, and innuendo about James Deen’s dick.

Look, we’re Fleshbot, when there are panties being shown, our eyes will rest upon them and only upon them. That being said, Lindsay gave our peepers a few obstacles to overcome: her hat and jacket with the sparkly Michael Jackson-esque shoulders are really slowing us down on the trek to

Given her busy schedule of making Lifetime movies and whatever else she does, you might assume that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have much time for her friends. But you’d be wrong, dear reader: Lindsay’s well aware of the importance of pals…especially pals, like Terry Richardson, who will take very, very sexy pictures of her and post them on the internet.

Lindsay Lohan’s arguably grimy father recently said that the (legal prescription) drugs Lindsay takes are preventing her for reaching her full dramatic potential. We now know that those allegations are completely false. These pictures prove that the only thing preventing LiLo from acting her heart out is her inability to keep her tits tucked in that dress.

The last time we saw Ms. Lohan, she’d ditched her bra and let the ladies fly free. Now she’s back to wearing undergarments. What does this sartorial change tell us about Lindsay’s current state of affairs? Precious little…but we’re very glad to see that she’s still wearing sheer tops so that, you know, we can monitor whether she’s wearing a bra or not.

And why should they be? Otherwise we would miss out on her nipples saying a bold hello. It basically looks like they’re trying to make a run for it — but in a top this tight, they don’t have very far to go.

We called it, like, two years ago: Lindsay Lohan is really good at modeling in various states of undress, therefore she would excel as a lad mag babe. Look at this picture that Oliver Zahm took of LiLo for L’Officiel Hommes and observe how ridiculously sexy she is; this is Lindsay in her element.

Bravo, Terry Richardson. This is what Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot should’ve looked like. Admittedly, we would’ve liked to see a little more skin (you can see a hint of nipple), but we literally just saw an areola-laden Lindsay Lohan shoot by Terry Richardson. We’ll gladly take this cleavage and upskirt fiesta.

If life were like high school, then the yearbook superlatives would obviously list Terry Richardson and Lindsay Lohan as “Cutest Couple That Should’ve Been.” Look at these two! They’re so comfortable together that Lindsay’s cleavage is spilling everywhere and her areola is visible. And everybody knows that visible areola is

You cannot cage Lindsay Lohan. You cannot force her into your narrow framework, into your ideas about what’s “socially acceptable.” You can’t even get her to wear a bra if she doesn’t want to—and to prove that, she’s happy to flaunt her act of a rebellion with a sheer tshirt.

So sure, Lindsay Lohan’s pretty much given up her career as any sort of serious actress—and in a way, we suppose, that’s a little sad. But rather than lamenting lost opportunities, why don’t we look on the bright side: Lindsay Lohan has launched a fabulous new career as a sexy

You might have thought that seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot (which, sadly, we’ve had to take down) would satisfy the world’s craving for LiLo flesh. You would be wrong—and Ms. Lohan is more than happy to oblige our lust for her flesh. Why, even when she’s on vacation at the

And it’s…kind of boring? Since we’ve already seen Lindsay-as-Marilyn and Lindsay topless (and, for that matter, Lindsay-as-topless-Marilyn), we’d been hoping for something a little more stunning. What we have, instead, is basically Lindsay Lohan, doing her best Marilyn Monroe, and kinda, sorta, flirting with full frontal nudity. Oh Playboy, we

Harvey Edwards, the photographer known for taking the iconic “Leg Warmers” picture, says that he was the first person to ever take nude pictures of Lindsay Lohan. Lohan and her crew say it’s a bunch of baloney. Guess what? Lohan is right. In Edwards’s exclusive interview with Rumor Fix, he

Fleshlight just offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to let them take and distribute molds of her mouth, vagina, and ass. While we hope that Fleshlight doesn’t go the way of Vivid and start offering naughty deals to any woman caught in a public scandal, we feel like their heart is

TMZ reports that Lindsay Lohan has agreed to strip for Playboy to the tune of one million dollars. We can’t refute this in any way, but we will note that it’s absurd because A) Playboy never requires nudity from celebrities and B) we’ve seen LiLo naked, like, a kajillion times.

Yes, it’s her. Click through the gallery for both the full upskirt shot (Lindsay’s covering her face with her jacket but not, oddly, her genitals), as well as a bonus shot of La Lohan’s abundant cleavage. Plus Terry Richardson creeping on said cleavage, natch. Ah, Lindsay, your adorable flowered underwear

Trends may come and trends may go, people may go in and out of rehab, and debate about whether certain necklaces were stolen, borrowed, or gifted; but through it all, one thing never changes: Lindsay Lohan has some insanely phenomenal cleavage, and we always enjoy seeing her show it off.