Few things in life are ever certain. I believe that saying that the only certain things in life are death and taxes. While that might be true, there is one more thing that is for sure: Every year, someone new will get nude of the big screen or the small screen. Let's take a few moments and celebrate the best of all certainties and count down the Top Ten Nude Debuts of 2017!
Just in time for Christmas, we've got the Top Three Nude Scenes of 2017, starting with Canadian leztastic favorite, Below Her Mouth! Lily James wowed audiences when she stripped down for The Exception, and finally at number one, it's Christina Ricci's jazz explosion in Z: The Beginning of Everything (2015-2017)!
The butt, the rump, ass, the seat cheeks, rear end, the behind, bum bum, bottom, no matter what you call it, it all means the same thing. Yes, the rear end seems to have taken a front seat recently so, we should celebrate the year in butt cinema. We've already taken the first trip down memory lane of 2017 by counting down hottest topless scenes so, let's keep on this path and count down the Top Ten Hottest Butt Scenes of 2017!
Amber Heard nipples in see-through top Taxi Driver Movie
Tallia Storm in a see-through top The Nip Slip
Ireland Baldwin nipples at a photoshoot Drunken Stepfather
Lily James will have you lost in love (header image) Egotastic
Skye Blue topless in Brooklyn Egotastic All Stars
Cara Brett strips on a trunk Boobie Blog
Brie Larson has seen suffering WWTDD
This week's TV Nudity Report Mr. Skin
Her face makes this blowjob a hundred times better WTF People
We could talk for hours about the dangers of sitting out in the sun too long, all the damage it could cause to your health, and all the other downsides to catching some rays, or we could just focus on Lily James in a bikini. Really, both discussions are important for our general health and well being.
So much to see, so little time.
The Exception (2016) is WWII drama involving spies and mysteries, twists and turns, and I'm sure a whole bunch of other things that make it a pretty good movie. But really, the only you need to know about the film is that Lily James makes her nude debut and it's pretty damn exceptional.
I applaud anyone who wears all white when they go out, especially if you are going anywhere that might serve food or drinks. One spill and the evening is ruined. But of all the dangers of wearing all white, I didn’t even consider the wind. I bet Lily James didn’t think that was going to be an issue either when she left house. When you are so worried about stains it’s hard to think the wind might give everyone a peek at your undies.
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