Here I am with another installment of Splurge vs. Steal — where I delve into which sex toys really give you the most bang for your buck. Today I was vibin’ up a storm, pitting the little Buzzing Blossom against the Smart Wand by Lelo. I got off with both (I always make sure of that), but I prefer taking a direct route to Climaxville. Scenic trails, be gone with you — get me to my destination. Which chariot sailed smoothest?
Lelo’s rolling out revamped versions of their favorite vibes, and last week I tried out a real G-spot gunner, the Mona 2. I’m more of a clit-loving lady, however, and with a big, deep shaft plus a quivering little clit buddy, Ina 2 has got all the stuff I’m ready to love.
For a long time, I feared my g-spot was but a myth — or at least a temperamental creature that had yet to prove its existence (somewhat like a yeti). However, jOpen’s Vanity Vr4.5 eventually proved that the beast was live and well, and also quite erogenous. The vibrator at bat today, the brand spankin’ new Mona by Lelo, caters directly to the g-spot with no messing around. So now I know mine is ready and waiting — did the Mona hit a homer?
The Smart Wand is damn pretty. I actually believe that this matters with sex toys. We like pretty people to give us orgasms – why should sex toys be any different? On the handle end, the Smart Wand manages to rock the space-luxury look that Lelo trades in. The business end has the obscene charm of a novelty dildo. Aesthetically, it’s a winning combo.
It’s soft yet powerful, forthright yet discreet. Like a Southern gentleman extending his hand, the Tor II from Lelo graciously invited my clit to dance the Charleston. And how!
We heard that Lelo had a new line of sex toys aimed at a “younger clientele at a more affordable price,” so we were excited when they sent us a finger vibrator named Ipo. Seeing it on the table, I did what any sensible porn blogger would do: I called
When the Lyla arrived at my office, I had visions of the adventures I was going to have with it. I pictured myself out on the town, the Lyla’s egg-shaped vibrator nestled in my ladybits with the remote control in the hands of a trusted love. Basically, I was expecting
At first glance, Lelo’s Tiani looks much like other couples vibrators we’ve seen. But this one has a hidden secret: a sexy wireless controller that acts as its own vibrator. Two toys for the price of one! Now, some light reading must be done to learn all the tips and
If you’re looking for a cute and convenient way to buzz your way to pleasuretown then the Buzzlet just may fit the bill. Blessedly rechargeable, waterproof, and pretty to boot, this vibe is simple and effective. The Buzzlet has a really unique and intuitive charging base, one that impressed even
With its super-sleek, engineered design (“It looks like a car!” says my boyfriend) the ISLA Insignia is indeed a beauty. But beauty means nothing without a little something to back it up. So, does the Isla perform? This is the third of Lelo’s Insignia line — we’ve previously reviewed the
The first of Lelo’s Insignia collection, the Alia is elegant, compact, and to-the-point. It’s rechargeable, waterproof, and has a unique looped shape for easy handling. Often times the fastest, most effective way to get a gal to orgasm-land is eschewing all the bells and whistles and just going for direct
Do you crave the ultimate luxury of Lelo’s Luxe line of toys, but lack the ability to drop thousands of dollars on a sex toy? Lelo’s new Insignia toy line may be just the indulgence you need. Somewhere between their Femme and Luxe line (though far closer to the Femme
l have always enjoyed the reliability of a straightforward, unadorned vibrator. The Siri threatened to overcomplicate my simple pleasures, but instead of detracting from the main event its array of options only added to the fun. For those times when I just want to get in and get off, the
We’re sad to say that we won’t be in Milan for this year’s Furniture Fair—not because we love furniture, but because this year’s fair features an exhibit on “Love Design.” What, pray tell, is “Love Design”? Why, an exhibit of sexy, sensual art. While some of what’s on display is
Even though I have no penis, I’m still excited by the LELO Homme line. After all, it’s not every day that a sex toy company designs a line of sleek, beautiful toys… for men. My first brush with Homme came in the form of Bo, a gentleman’s ring that rocked