It looks really fucking hot, but we’re not sure how we feel about latex swimwear. Is the beach really the place for latex? First of all, you overheat in that gear real quick, so it seems like a recipe for disaster in the hot sunshine. Latex doesn’t exactly, breath you know – it’s rubber dudes. It seems like you might get crazy sunburns in it too.
We’re pretty okay with going to the max round these parts. Extreme sporting like BMX bikes and motocrossing? Oh yeah. Extreme flavor town on our Doritos? Heck yeah. But naturally, being us, one of our favorite extremes comes from the porno world. Foot-to-face smashing, butt-pumping, sloppy BJ-ing action is right up our alley.
Anyway we fucking love Leanna Decker’s style in this video. Latex top, leather pencil skirt, leopard print girdle panties. Yes please! Even though we suspect she cannot actually play the guitar. Although maybe she can wail, actually, and they told her to hold back. Or maybe also that is a really fake guitar that’s actually an issue of Playboy. Any way you slice it, Leanna Decker can strut around naked in our apartment to AC/DC (or AC/DC rip-offs) any time she likes!
The cool thing about nudity in haute couture or avant-garde sculpture or whatever the kids are calling it these days is that you kind of forget you’re looking at a human and then BAM! Boobs! It’s very grounding, actually. In fact, we’d like to post a bid that all art should involve some kind of nipples. Sort of like a conceptual security blanket. We feel like we’d spend way more time in mueseums, and then we’d get a monocle and some shiny boots and be way more cultured, and jaunty girls like Zuzana Gregorova would want to have tres outré intercorse with us onstage at galleries and that’s how we’ll make our millions.
Since we’re American and we seldom use terms like “rude” to describe sexual naughtiness, our idea of Very Rude Pics involves Holly Peers cutting in line, laughing at others’ misfortune, not holding the door for people, and stealing from the elderly. Thank goodness this is a fetish-heavy shoot with lots of latex and whipping. That’s the kind of rudeness we can get behind.
More to the point, she’s still holding freaks down and making them come. That’s what we expect from Bobbi Starr–we don’t demand it, but we’d definitely be surprised to find that a month had gone by and Bobbi hadn’t touched the pit of anyone’s horny soul with her fingers or at least a massive vibrator. Heck, she’s touching our souls right now (in spirit)!
We know you’ve been hemming and hawing about getting involved in BDSM, and that’s perfectly normal, and we’re not here to judge you. However, we think 2013 could be your year, the year when you finally take the plunge and start to develop a wardrobe of vinyl, leather, and chains. The first step: get yourself a KinkyStyle calendar and get inspired.
You can even leave the party favors at home. No, you don’t need to bring a cornucopia of crudités or even a hostess gift. All you need is your favorite dildo at hand, your fanciest leather and latex fetish ensemble, and a pussy that’s ready for some grand entertainment. Check, check, and check!
It’s like going to the babe store and picking out a lovely lady with whom to act out your mutual fantasies. She’s like a blow-up doll brought into freaky, sexually audacious reality. And we sort of want to rub our parts all up and down her obviously bangin’, plasti-wrapped body.
When a gentleman dons his favorite bondage suit and is ordered to lie on a table perfectly still, sometimes it’s hard for his cock to obey. Luckily these babes aren’t fazed, but rather swallow that thing to the hilt then sit on his face for a little extra punishment (or is that a reward?).
Just yesterday we were all atwitter over an amateur videographer directing his sexy subjects. Now we’ve got a bossy redhead dominatrix ordering a boobtastic babe to touch herself, and whoever else happens to wander in. She might not be as friendly, but we’ll be damned if she doesn’t get some fine results.
So this is what happens when you take your favorite fuzzy-assed boyfriend, throw him in a gimp mask, bend him over and give him the reaming of a lifetime. Oh, and don’t forget your best gal strapping on a massive dildo to get him in the facehole.
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