We’ve sometimes wonder how those gals (and dudes) manage to maintain all those smiles miles up high, trapped in a flying can filled with a buncha jerks. Well, looks like it’s because, deep within the recesses of their top secret airport lounge, there’s plenty of ways to let loose. Any residual flight-time anger can be released through BDSM-therapy — one of the most effective means of positive relaxation there is. So, next time your stewardess passes you your thrice-warmed-over chicken dinner, have a little appreciation. Just don’t let her see…

Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.

Sometimes it seems like porn is the end result of dealing with a lifetime of lame schoolyard trash talk. Perhaps someone yelled “Kiss my ass!” at Belladonna back in the day, and that stayed lodged in her psyche until she came of age and decided, “Yes, I will kiss ass, and so will all of my friends, and everyone is going to love it.”

Ah, the idylls of lounging on an outdoor settee amidst a bursting tropical array of verdant palms and florid blossoms, bare-skinned beneath the cooling shade. But suddenly a specimen of exotic fauna emerges. What could it be? Why, it’s a wet and nude Kristina Rose ready to pounce upon your giant cock. Dude, vacation rules.

Everyone’s happy about the new secretary in the office, Asa Akira, but everyone’s secretly wary of her as well. Mark Wood runs a big import/export business, and he only trusts his right hand man, Rocco Reed, but Rocco is cooking up plans with the old secretary (who happens to be his secret girlfriend)! The intrusion of a new player may ruin everything Rocco and his woman have worked for, or she may be the right girl to get the job done. All that is certain is that genitals will smash together.

Look, getting your sauna time in is kinda like fucking. Both make you sweaty and juicy and are probably very good for your heart and blood pressure. The combination of goodness involved in boning in the sauna has got to be the healthiest thing ever. Why don’t they offer this class as part of the package at 24 Hour Fitness?!

Kristina Rose, Via Sex & Submission

If this were a horror film, Alexis Texas and Kristina Rose would be agents of some sinister corporation trying to seduce Jules Jordan so they can use his body to feed aliens–only a truly gruesome end can come to the man who gets such high-quality monster movie ass! But don’t worry, Mr. Jordan will be fine. This is only a porno.

Fleshbot West is “vacationing” in Arizona and is amazed by the local rancor over a recent Supreme Court decision. But in the case of “Tits v. Ass,” I assure you the healing can begin.

There are a lot of steps you can take to improve your chances of having a successful orgy, but when you get down to what really matters, it’s all about how experienced the participants are. That’s why these “Orgy Masters” can decide to form a pile of bodies without warning: they know what goes where and when, and nobody has to remind them to lube up or scoot over or form a daisy chain.

If you’re not into the idea of characterizing ladies as cats, then you can pretend that “Meow!” is an acronym that stands for Munching Everything On Women, or Mouths Eat Orifices Well, or perhaps even Making Everybody Orgasm Whoa! The choice is yours.

When we got a CD full of stills from Bobbi Starr’s latest movie, we said to ourselves, “Oh wow, ‘Spit’ looks like it’s going to be great! We enjoy some saliva now and then, let’s take a look.” No joke, some of these photos made us gag. We consider that a good thing.

Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

As we saw yesterday, Kristina Rose is mighty skilled with a strap-on, but apparently she’s capable of pounding dudes using her pussy as well! Here you can see her holding Nacho Vidal’s legs on the air, bending his cock slightly down, and fucking him like she owns him.

You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

“I wish my pussy was fatter, like my butt,” says Kristina Rose in “Buttman: Focused,” a porn compendium like every dirty National Geographic rolled into one. “That way my front butt would match my back butt.”