You've probably seen it a hundred times before or maybe you've never seen it at all, but one thing that seeing Kourtney Kardashian in a thong bikini will do to you, no matter what, is a bring a smile to your face. There is no way you'll be walking away from these sexy Instagram posts without an extra kick in your step.
What would you choose?
Okay, here's the thing: Kourtney Kardashian is getting a butt massage. I really don't know how else to say it - I can't really think of anything cheeky to say, there are no puns coming to mind right now. All I can do is point out the obvious because it's Kourtney Kardashian and someone massaging her butt with some kind of massage stick.
Put the boob in boob tube.
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I have no idea if this is a photographers studio with fake plants and the lighting just right or Kourtney Kardashian is actually just hanging out, outside somewhere completely naked. I don't think any of us will ever know and I'm totally fine with that because when Kourtney Kardashian is completely nude, nothing much else matters.
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I think we've all enjoyed leaning against a railing on a balcony or a bridge, staring off into the distance. Odds are you've never given a damn about how the railing was constructed, unless you are in the balcony railing business, but I have a feeling we are all going to start noticing the the details thanks to Kourtney Kardashian and her ass rest.
What if I told you that I could show you a nude picture of a Kourtney Kardashian that would make it seem like you are seeing her nude for the first time ever?
Kourtney Kardashian's never been as risque as her sister Kim--but don't let that fool you into thinking she's all sugar and no spice.
Far be it from us to question why the wind chooses certain skirts and not others. If we had to guess why Kourtney Kardashian was picked, we'd say it's because she was on a balcony. The wind loves being all theatrical like that, and the minute she turned her back on the railing: floop!
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