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Fuck The Police! (For Real Though)

Fuck The Police! (For Real Though)

Or maybe just give the cop a blowjob, that would work, too. Then again “Blow The Police” doesn’t really have a good ring to it, and it probably wouldn’t look good as graffiti on the side of a skate shop either. There are too many things to consider when you’re

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Could You Spare A Spot Of Jizz, Kind Neighbor?

Could You Spare A Spot Of Jizz, Kind Neighbor?

We just need to point out that there are a lot of movies called “Cum On My Face” by many different companies, but there is only one franchise called “Please Cum On My Face” and it belongs to White Ghetto. Who knew? Kita Zen is always quite pretty to us,

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You Can Leave Your Socks On, Kita Zen

You Can Leave Your Socks On, Kita Zen

Perhaps long socks help to focus one’s attention on the parts that aren’t covered, or maybe they just obscure gleaming, reflective shinbones. Either way, Kita Zen rocks the socks in a movie that also exploits her Asian heritage. In a scene from “Love Me Long Time” (ahem), Zen quickly abandons

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"Too Big For Teens" Yet They Fit Just Right

"Too Big For Teens" Yet They Fit Just Right

Reality Junkies is back with the fifth installment of their “Too Big For Teens” series, and they’re still going for the ol’ cock and awe tactic of pornographic warfare. The teens might be dazzled, but they’re not deterred. If anything, directory Bobby Manilla might want to rethink his strategy! Launching

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"Liquid Gold 19" Settles A Debate

"Liquid Gold 19" Settles A Debate

What is the difference between “female ejaculation” and simple urination? Why does 19-year-old Tara Lynn Foxx peeing poolside (but not in the pool -that’s a different movie) look better than the vagrant doing it on your building? I’d say “Liquid Gold 19″ is a tongue-in-cheek movie, but that brings up

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Kita Zen Has A Dirty "Asian Mouth Club"

Kita Zen Has A Dirty "Asian Mouth Club"

“I stabbed that bitch in the heel” says diminutive Filipina Kita Zen of a bum-rushing rival in the fifth installment of the rebooted “Asian Mouth Club.” Are you going to blow somebody with that mouth? A series created by the late David Aaron Clark, “Asian Mouth Club” is a POV

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Are Ass-Crafty Asians Sapping Our Precious "Booty"?

Are Ass-Crafty Asians Sapping Our Precious "Booty"?

Before you get all Glenn Beck-indignant, we have evidence that Asians have possessed booty for millennia. So don’t feel sorry for Kristina Rose, J Lo, or Gabourey Sidibe, as Asa Akira plans to use her “Asian Booty” for peaceful purposes. Akira, Kita Zen, Max Mikita, Jazmine Leih, Kaiya Lynn, and

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A Day At The "Suck Off Races"

A Day At The "Suck Off Races"

You can have your Harvard/Yale Regatta or your Belmont Stakes, but for my money both of those competitions pale in comparison to the Suck Off Races. Suck Off Races #3 – Beverly Hills vs. Kita Zen Studio: JM Productions Director: Jim Powers Starring: Beverly Hiolls, Kita Zen, The Mopes Review

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Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Kita Zen, Amia, And Friends Enchant Us "Barely Legal Babysitters 2"

Despite our usual occupational duties, it is a rare pleasure to say that a legal teen movie has captured our full attention and left us begging for more. Luckily, “Barely Legal Babysitters 2″ has just the right stuff. Oh, Kita Zen. To say that you have awakened a sleeping hunger

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You’re A Bad, Bad Girl…Just The Way We Like

We remember what it was like to be in high school…sneaking around after school, getting into trouble (with our parents none the wiser)—and, of course, making out with Kita Zen. Okay, so the last part was more something we saw in a porno than something we actually lived through…but what

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