What has sir Jack Hammer done to get himself in this much of a pickle? He must have been a real jerk, because January Seraph has certainly got some lessons in politeness to impart. She knows how to get results, though, and fast… For every clamp she snaps onto his balls, as she slaps him handily in the thigh, when she clenches his bulging dickhead between her teeth, he responds with a resounding, “Thank you!” It sounds like he means it to us.
News of the Vatican’s BDSM smut habit has been spreading, and now that they’ve had a chance to process their thoughts, pornstars and producers have been speaking out. Long story short, they’re very flattered but not very pleased.
TorrentFreak recently posted a list of pirated files being downloaded in the Vatican, and guess what? Somebody in the Vatican City is downloading a bunch of BDSM smut! We bet you’re wondering what kind of porn they like in the Holy See, so we took it upon ourselves to figure out the meanings behind those file names. We don’t think we’ve ever felt closer to the Catholic Church than we do right now.