Blondes may be said to have all the fun, and redheads might be rare, exotic birds, but when it comes to the chicks you wanna know and love, chances are they’re of the raven-haired variety. Dark, mysterious and lovely, we can’t get enough of those auburn, sable, chestnut, and cocoa-colored locks. Especially juxtaposed with some cock.

The nice thing about being in porn is that if I’m in it long enough, I might have the opportunity to work with some of the coolest, sexiest people in the sex biz. Being a BBW performer means I unfortunately don’t get to work with everyone I have a crush on, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize.

When Igor showed us his last batch of pictures of Kory Minx, he mentioned that Kimberly Kane got involved with the last six minutes of sunlight they had and ended up getting cozy with Kory, but he didn’t give us anything other than a single picture to illustrate the action. That’s all changed! Now we can see, like, fifty-four pictures of Kory and Kimberly sexy-wrestling!

Although we’re not sure we could compete with the ultimate butt-beguiling tongue-twirling moves Mr. Wolf Hudson whips out. It’s somehow delicate yet self-assured, determined yet subdued, strong yet full of grace. Wolf serenades this asshole with the style and panache of Sinatra wooing Monroe — but probably with a lot more breathless face-smothering involved (though you never know). All we can say is this is a partnership that gets our smuttastic seal of approval; we hope these two go on to make lovely ass-music together for some time. It’s a beautiful thing.

While a wild-eyed and committed Kimberly Kane holds the pornographically well-made but otherwise narratively flawed “Expendables XXX” together, this 3-D parody really does add a dimension missing from the original.

What will your legacy be? Will anyone remember your name, and if so, what for? These are questions that plague us all, and only some are lucky enough to find the answers. Diana Prince is one of the fortunate few, and though she’ll never have a statue erected in her honor or streets named after her, she knows that she taught Vanessa Cage how to suck a mean cock. Her life forever lingers on the lips of her young lover.

The lovebirds went to a spa in the desert for Kimberly’s birthday last week, and while they were there, they drove out to see the Salton Sea. As Igor describes it, “it’s an absolutely beautiful place filled with rotted out mobile homes and meth labs and houses.” So, naturally, Kimberly got naked there.

How To Get Laid Without Getting Screwed — that’s the premise of The Girl’s Guide To Depravity. As a freshly minted single gal navigating the now foreign 20-something meat market, as much as a “handbook” isn’t really my thing, I decided to keep an open mind to the suggestions held within. And despite any initial misgivings (number one: author Heather Rutman touted as the “female Tucker Max”), I’d always fancied myself a bit depraved. And getting laid? Well, I certainly could use some of that right about now. So, I began the search for bookish tidbits that might actually benefit me in the pursuit of real, live boning.

When we got a CD full of stills from Bobbi Starr’s latest movie, we said to ourselves, “Oh wow, ‘Spit’ looks like it’s going to be great! We enjoy some saliva now and then, let’s take a look.” No joke, some of these photos made us gag. We consider that a good thing.

Evil Angel juxtaposes milk—that most American and wholesome of fluids—with dairy queef-inducing enemas in “Milk Nymphos 3,” a movie that I respected so much that I didn’t turn it off.

Can you guess who’s dating Kimberly Kane? For real, try and guess! And no looking at the logo in the corner of this picture, that’s cheating. Whatever, we just gave it away. It’s Igor of Driven By Boredom fame! Our heart grows happy when two talented people get together. Let us celebrate by looking at some brand new pics of Kimberly.

Every time Bobbi Starr comes out with another movie, we feel like we need to set aside a week to watch it because every scene is so gosh darn hardcore. Such is the case with “Kiss Me, Lick Me, Fuck Me,” a two-disc tribute to the feeling of Bobbi’s knuckles working their way inside a girl’s ass.

A couple years back, Steve Diet Goedde was taking some pictures of the super groovy pornstar known as Kimberly Kane, and although he took a little video footage as well, he never used it. Fortunately, he recently decided to take the old scraps, put them with music, and give us what we deserve: Kimberly Kane touching herself through a plastic dress.

Vice’s ongoing series delves deep into the adventures of Chris Nieratko, their in-house porn dude, and his goings-on in Pornlandia. Episode three takes us behind the scenes of “Mandy Candy” — an 8mm erotica directed by (and featuring) the lovely Kimberly Kane, along with incredibly-blessed-in-the-breasts Mandy Morbid.

To what do we owe the pleasure of receiving a duo of new galleries featuring two of our fave-rave pornstars? We wish we knew. An email shows up, the files are sitting at the bottom, our pants inexplicably get a little tighter; this is life.

Chris Nieratko (who you might know as Vice’s in house porn “reviewer”) has been hanging out with the stars of Porn Valley for years now–and he’s finally decided to let the rest of the world get a glimpse at the fun he’s been having. Say hello to “Skinema,” a web series that goes behind the scenes to give the internet a glimpse at what ladies like Kimberly Kane, Belladonna, and Joanna Angel are like when they’re not getting banged for a living.

When we saw the promo video for Mishka’s Spring 2012 lookbook, we knew it was going to be face-meltingly hot. How could it not be? You’ve got Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley getting their pictures taken by Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane; the odds of no arousal occurring are approximately a bajillion to one.

When’s the last time you had a big glass of milk (or soy/rice milk if you’re not down with lactose)? It’s probably been a long while. Well, why don’t you get a glass of your favorite percentage, grab a few cookies, kick back, and enjoy watching these women fill their anuses with milk and then shoot it into other women’s mouths.

Super dope fashion company Mishka frequently features pornstars in its lookbooks and calendars, so we’re not that surprised that Rae Threat and Kimberly Kane teamed up to shoot Belladonna, Charlotte Stokely, Gracie Glam, and Aiden Ashley. We’re just surprised–and a little concerned–that they gave the girls guns.