It’s May, and you know what that means: students all over the world are stressing the brains out about finals and grades and such. What’s the best they can get, 4.0? If they take a lot of AP classes, they can raise it up to 5.0. If they let the assistant principal bend them over the desk and feast on their fanny, that has to at least be worth 6.0–it’s only fair.

Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.

Students in the Yale Rep School of Dramaturgy might have a problem with “Barely Legal” because there is no conflict. “Freshman nurse” Kelly Surfer offers no resistance whatsoever when a patient suggests she’s a hooker.

If you’ve got a thing for pleated skirts, torn dress shirts, high socks, and headbands, then look no further than New Sensations’s latest collection of slutty schoolgirl scenes. This also works if you have a thing for babes from the 1990′s because these girls wear hella plaid.

Prepare yourself to be carried away on a tide of good vibrations and spiritual epiphanies, the kind only seeing a young woman exorcise her demons on five or more cocks then get baptized in spurting cum can produce. It’s been a while since we’ve shown some love to Mike John,