People are claiming that this is a picture of popstar Ke$ha turning some gent’s testicles into taffy. Is it real? Is it fake? We don’t know, but we’re hoping you eagle-eyed pervs will have some ideas.

For real, we admire anyone who can kick that high. We lost the ability to do that years ago–the legs just don’t bend like that anymore–but we take pleasure seeing that Ke$ha has the flexibility to pull it off and, in a larger sense, we’re happy to see that this cheerleader/Taekwondo move is still in style. On another note, there go Ke$ha’s labia.

Please, Ke$ha—if this really is Ke$ha—do not clean off the semen with a bottle of Jack. We’re not sure exactly who this is, or where this photo comes from, or what preceded the taking of this photo. The last time we saw Ke$ha was when her areola popped out slightly,