People assume that fingering is just a rest stop on the road to something more serious and oral, but that’s not fair to your phalanges. Anyone who’s ever felt the come-hither curve of Asa Akira or Katsuni’s fingers knows the truth. Admittedly, we don’t actually know what their touches feel like, but we’re pretty good at reading body language, and you better believe we’re poring over this text.

I’ve been watching porn for almost thirty years (yeah, yeah…LOL). That means I’ve watched porn over several variations of what’s hot at the time. I’ve gotta tell you, though – most of my “go-to” porn is pretty classic stuff. Most of the people who are on my list are either retired or nonexistent, which makes me sad because I’ll never get the chance to play with them on camera. Sigh.

This is basically the same level as world leaders convening for the G8 summit, but with a lot more forceful thrusting and choke-play (we presume). Katsuni and Manuel together hold the clout of scores of leaders of the free adult world. And when their powers combine — they create a 69 to inspire nations, a bang that serves as a call to action.

It’s pretty obvious we’ve got the hots for Lily. She’s one of our Top Ten Crush Objects of the year, and we’ve followed her through most of the major player studios pumping out porn today. She’s solidly made a name for herself as a chick-magnet and lover among the lesbian scene, but we’ve heard firsthand that dudes love, love to get a piece of Lily. We know in real life her heart’s snagged by a bro (hey, Danny Wylde!) But when it comes to the fantasy world of on-screen slamming, is she really so even-keeled? Surely babe or stud must strike her fancy… Who makes Lily’s stage heart flutter fastest?

Although, well, you might not be the best teacher because we still don’t know what the hell you’re saying… But from the looks of it, it involves group sex and BJs, and that’s a language we can certainly speak. Comme c’est merveilleux!

If this were a bit more science fiction-esque, Kayden would be some mad inventor who creates a device that makes it impossible for anyone to climax, and some brave heroes have to swing their dicks in her direction so that she finally gets to come and realize the error of her ways. This movie is sort of like that minus the science.

Look, getting your sauna time in is kinda like fucking. Both make you sweaty and juicy and are probably very good for your heart and blood pressure. The combination of goodness involved in boning in the sauna has got to be the healthiest thing ever. Why don’t they offer this class as part of the package at 24 Hour Fitness?!

When you picture Asa Akira getting down with a bunch of babes, what names come to mind? London Keys and Katsuni? What a coincidence! Those ladies are totally having sex with Asa in this movie. We like to imagine that the three of them spend every Thursday night with margaritas and ceviche, talking their porn lady talk, snuggling up with a movie, and then having a huge pillow fight.

There are certain scenes the effulgence of morning sunshine simply illuminates. The city skyline emerging from a dusky haze, dew-covered grass on rolling hills, a windowsill forest of tiny bonsai, two fly babes sucking off and riding a hot dude’s cock. We feel a certain inner peace coming on.

Our car broke down the other day so we called AAA to get a tow. Well, we thought we were calling the American Automobile Association, but it turns out we ordered up some All Asian Anal. Oops!

As we were looking over the pictures for this fantastically steamy vagina-on-vagina movie, we realized that two of the sex scenes take place in big, lavish beds, and the other two happen on couches that look nothing like office couches, and we’re wondering if this is a representation of the online workforce. Think about it: there are thousands of people who don’t have an office space, and yet they still need to see lesbian workplace porn that reflects their lives.

As a legendary porn performer with over a decade of experience in the industry, Belladonna knows a thing or two (or a million) about sex–and we’ve long wished that she’d share a few of her secrets with the world at large. Well, sometimes wishes really do come true…are you ready for Belladonna’s “How To: Fuck!”?

Reality Junkies has a new series, and it’s all about older women seducing younger men! Yes, this does sound a lot like their “Cougar’s Prey” line, but it differs in a very important way: these women aren’t looking for disposable boys to take advantage of, they’re helping young men evolve into the responsible, experienced, sexually-capable adults they were destined to be. Can you feel the positivity?

Do you remember when Sovereign Syre lost her porn virginity? It was back in the August of 2011 when–oh, you don’t care about the process, you care about the product! Well here it is, Sovereign Syre’s hardcore lesbian debut in another one of Nica Noelle’s nail-biting, underwear-destroying tales.

Big boobs, small boobs, real boobs, evil boobs! There’s room for horny females of all walks of life here on the island/tax shelter of misfit “US Sluts,” and the only thing you have to do to become a resident is deal with the daily visits from Manuel Ferrara’s savage cock.

One of our favorite things about the new year is that Jeff Koga does “The Adult Industry In Photos” for LAist and he gives Fleshbot all of the NSFW images. He’s like Santa! As always, we’re passing the nostalgia on to you, so get your tissues ready (for your tears).

This looks like a steamy romp in the tub until you realize that Katsuni and Lily are obsessive about staying clean, and this is the only way they can have sex with each other. On the one hand, it’s kind of sad that they must live their lives in the

For the record, Jules Jordan’s assertion that these are “the hottest stars from the states” is somewhat struck down by the fact that Katsuni is from France and Juelz Ventura is from Brazil. That being said, you can’t spell “citizenship” without “penis,” and these girls certainly get their fair share

There comes a moment in every starlet’s porn career when a cougar takes her aside and says, “Look, honey, I gotta taste that pussy.” The girl is usually flattered, thinking she’s made a good impression on a veteran, not knowing that seasoned stars are required to test the new talent.