We first heard about Katrina Darling (second cousin of Kate Middleton) last summer, a little before those topless pictures of the Duchess hit tabloids around Europe, and we haven’t heard from her since. Finally, we get a chance to hear her feelings on the matter, and since her feelings were published in Loaded, we get to see her mostly naked as well!
It’s one thing when Kate Middleton’s cousin performs a burlesque routine to celebrate the Queen’s Jubilee, but it’s quite another thing when she rolls up on New York City dressed as the Statue of Liberty. Could this bit of semi-nudity be viewed as an offense against the Crown? Is Katrina committing treason with all of her eyeball pleasin’?
Just in case you didn’t believe us when we said that Kate and Pippa Middleton’s second cousin twice removed is a burlesque dancer, here are pictures of that woman, Katrina Darling, strutting her barely-clothed stuff for the Queen’s Jubilee. If you’re wondering what song she danced to, it was “God Save the Queen,” naturally.
So apparently Katrina Darling is the second cousin twice removed of Kate Middleton, which doesn’t really impress us as much as her sleek little bod and the way she rocks the Betty Paige bangs (not an easy task, as a quick search of many lame imitators will confirm). Aren’t all British people related anyway as a result of royal intermarrying and Empire-creating and blurry pub hook-ups?