It’s not that there’s anything inherently wrong about doing it in the middle of the woods (besides getting twigs in your butt), it’s that the mindset of one engaging in a verdant tryst is a lot like that of a mischievous wood nymph. They’re naughty, and so is Katharina Schuttler as she has sex in a surprisingly tiny lookout post in the forest.

And repeat. Even though this babe’s sexual proclivities might dally into the side of unsettling, we could get into the rhythm of the fuck-n-slap.