Just when we thought this Kate Middleton sunbathing business was dying down, another magazine publishes more pictures of her and gives us a glimpse (albeit a very blurry one) of the Duchess of Cambridge’s undercarriage. Yes, that’s Middleton muff right there, courtesy of a Danish gossip magazine.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were vacationing in a sweet little villa in the lavender fields of Provence, and they naturally felt like soaking up some sun. One thing leads to another, boobs leave the bikini, sunscreen gets applied to the ass, and now Kate Middleton’s toplessness has been published in a French tabloid magazine.

As ladylike as Ms. Middleton is, she only gives us the tiniest of peeks at her royal underthings. But, we’ll take it! We’ve never seen a Duchess’s drawers before…

You don’t have to be a reality star to get exposed on camera…sometimes all it takes is a windy day, a flowing dress, and a newly minted princess who’s constantly followed by paparazzi. Hey, Pippa’s not the only one who can show a little skin… (Gawker)

Oh, so Kate Middleton thinks she can just roll up on London, steal everyone’s hearts, and it’ll be no big deal? Aw hell naw. Kate Moss is here to say that nobody cares about long-sleeved gowns as much as they care about full-frontal nudity. We think that’s a brilliant message.

Though we’ve been trying to keep this space royal wedding free (well, for the most part, anyway), we had a hard time saying no to a picture of Kate Middleton flashing her panties at the camera. Because, let’s face it: now that she’s officially a royal, Kate’s going to be

Somehow, in the flurry of news about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s engagement, no one managed to answer the really important question—namely, what does Kate Middleton look like in a bikini? But thankfully, the diligent folks at Pacific Coast News were able to dig through their files to find an

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