Let’s All Agree To Finally Put “Lesbians In Charge”
Quick question: if we elect a lesbian president, do we still call her wife the First Lady? That is, if the president’s wife identifies as a woman. And that’s if the lesbians don’t decide to make this a totalitarian state. It wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing! There would be no elections, an invasive police force, and amazing new advances in dental dam technology.













