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Dick From Above, Kacey Jordan Below

Dick From Above, Kacey Jordan Below

For some reason, the image of Talon dipping and withdrawing his girthy cock from Kacey’s open mouth makes us think of a man going fishing with a rod much bigger than the lake. We’re sure there’s a zen lesson to be gained from all this, but we can’t find it.

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World’s Most Obvious Porn Parody To Hit Stores Soon

As the news has turned into a nonstop parade of stories about the pornstars bedded by Charlie Sheen, we’ve found ourselves wondering when someone would have the brilliant idea to make a movie starring Charlie’s coterie. Well, someone did. The classily (and succinctly!) titled “Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores

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When Bradys Meet Partridges, It Gets On Your Face

When Bradys Meet Partridges, It Gets On Your Face

Except for Alana Evans, every blonde in this movie does exactly what you’re hoping she’ll do. What more do you vultures want? “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” Studio: X-Play Director: Will Ryder Starring: Mike Horner, Alana Evans, Lynn LeMay, James Deen, Mikey Butders, Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan,

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Learn The Feminine Mystique From “Not The Brady Bunch XXX: Pussy Power”

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up. Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play Director: Will Ryder Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater,

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“Flight Attendants” Crashes Despite Ample Buoyancy

Global Air’s ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won’t let Global forget it! So Global’s flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. Flight Attendants Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve Director: Will Ryder Cast: Kayden Kross,

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"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German

"Teenage Babysitters": Now In German

Sometimes we ask too much of porn. “Make it clever so we won’t feel guilty.” “Don’t make us think too much.” But the question that rang through our screening of “Teenage Babysitters” was, “Shouldn’t babysitter porn make us happy?” Teenage Babysitters Studio: Powersville/JM Director: Jim Powers Cast: Katja Kassin, Kacey

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Mark Wood Brings The Rapture with "Teen Worship 4"

Mark Wood Brings The Rapture with "Teen Worship 4"

What indefinable quality is it that surrounds a ripe, blossoming legal teen girl, imbuing their silky skin with a preternatural shimmer, triggering our deepest urges, our most forbidden desires, and making them all but irresistible in the process? It’s enough to drive the average horny male out of his mind,

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“Getting All A+s 6” Showcases Young Beauties Making the Grade

With 2 discs, and over 12 scenes full of hot young girls taking huge cocks in their tightest orifice, it’s safe to say that Digital Sin isn’t just funning around. When they say they’re plugging the hot cracks of naughty legal teen hookers full of hard pipe, you had better

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Pink Visual Pioneers Surprising New Approach To Couples Therapy

Chick mags are full of advice on how to spice up your marriage, but Pink Visual‘s “Couples Seducing Teens 11″ has a novel solution to a stagnant sex life—screw hot teens together! Did we mention that we really like the way they think? Yeah. Totes magotes. They’ve packed luscious teen

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The Second Time’s A Charm: "Not The Bradys: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

Now that the market is glutted with “Not The” and “This Ain’t” XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn’t always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first “Not The” porn, one that changed the way we think

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“New Stars” Experiencing New Sensations In A Brave New XXX World

New Sensations rolls out twelve scenes in five hours with a two-disc collector’s edition entitled “The New Stars of XXX.” In numerology that translates into 1, a number associated with not only financial gain and overbearing personal needs and desires, but also with winners (duh) not to mention hordes of

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"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

"Teens Like It Big": Lexi Belle Does Not Lie

Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it’s an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, “Teens Like It Big”, and not just because you’ve happened

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Streaking With Gianna: “Shane’s World Scavenger Hunt Seattle”

As the list of challenges went on–such as eating a fish’s eyeball, streaking, and shaving a stranger’s balls–we were convinced that “Shane’s World 40: Seattle Scavenger Hunt” would be really cool if it were true. It was when team member Gianna announced that she needed a drink before she got

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