Some parodies stand on their own and do not require the viewer to have any knowledge of the original. Some make an effort to fill in the gaps, and some, like “Terminator XXX,” assume that the audience has a pretty good knowledge of the Arnold Schwarzenegger franchise.

This edition of “Lesbian Office Seductions” is special because all of the action revolves around “the city’s top advertising firm for feminine products.” It’s all about ladies being in charge of other ladies who are trying to appeal to consumer ladies by way of their lady parts. Is that too much lady for you? Then you are in the wrong place.

Normally, we think the dudes who go after their girlfriends’ moms are just trying to pass of horniness as true love and asking for pointless trouble. This time, we empathize with the protagonist a little more: his girlfriend’s mom was a high school teacher of his, and he’s always wanted to bone her.

It’s cool that we have a “Mother Lover’s Society” in this country, but has anybody ever stopped to figure out what their tenets are? Or why there are now eight distinct units currently operating without any apparent central organization? Could it be that the “Mother” is the Motherland and “Society” is an allusion to socialism? We’re just saying Skin Diamond eats pussy like a Soviet agent, that’s all.

This movie should have been called “Women with Large Breasts Whose Breasts Are Temporarily Moistened Prior to Fucking, And Then Forgotten About.”

We’re not joking, neither. Our hearts skipped a handful of beats when we saw Tori Black pop-up in two scenes in this film. Not one scene, two! However, we don’t want you asking yourself, “How long ago were these scenes made?” Instead, ask yourself, “How long until I recover from watching these scenes?” You’re going to be a little bedridden.

It saddens us to see these two fighting, but at the same time, we can’t think of a battle we’d rather see. They both got started doing porn in the Nineties, they both have huge, glorious fake boobs, and if you take smut pseudonyms seriously (like we do), these women are sisters! This is like watching the children of monarchs duke it out for the throne, except with more baby oil and blowbangs.

What, you didn’t know that giant black wangs are the preferred prey of cougars and their cubskies in the wild? But there’s a true art to downing a wang of this size — it’s a good thing little Anikka Albrite has got the incredible prowess and wisdom of Julia Ann as her guide.

If you must hate on bras, we ask that you do it responsibly. Don’t set your bra on fire, don’t toss it in the street, and if you must throw it in the trash, be sure to cut it in half so birds and fish don’t get caught in it and suddenly have great boobs. That could seriously mess up mating season.

There comes a time when seasoned pornstars must pass the torch to the younger crowd and teach them what they know. It’s a special occasion, sacred even, and should not be interrupted for any reason. However, sometimes it’s fun to throw a dick in the mix and see what happens.

It seems like just yesterday we were decrying the use of “massacre” to describe what Mandingo’s penis does to people. Now that we’re on the fourth installment of this series, the title almost seems quaint! Finally, we can focus on what really matters: analyzing the ways in which Mandingo’s mighty member pleases pornstars.

Mopey teen Lisa (Lily Labeau) is none-too-enthused that her cash-strapped parents (Julia Ann and Evan Stone) have invited French exchange student Bridgette (Angell Summers) into their home. Will it help if she fucks her host family?

Cuckolding–like Sean Michaels’s cock–is large, complicated, and on Julia Ann’s mind. Fortunately, cuckolding porn is simple: cougars have wants and needs that can’t be fulfilled by thin-dicked men, and that is how it shall be for all eternity.

A really long time ago a boyfriend and I snuck into the adult section at the local indie video store and rented a VHS tape of Deborah Sundahl’s “How to Female Ejaculate: Find Your G-Spot.” I don’t remember it really helping us along on my quest to squirt — after all, Sundahl also wrote the book on it, literally, which I’d already read — but it was interesting and hot and, well, that’s maybe a story for another time. The guide had a certain crunchy queer Bay Area vibe to it that I liked. Sundahl does have a guide specifically for couples, but this wasn’t it; this was sort of a space pioneered by feminists like Sundahl, Annie Sprinkle, Carol Queen (who is in the guide), Nina Hartley, and Susie Bright. It would have turned off many a “typical” hetero dude looking for some wank material.

To be perfectly honest, when I saw Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it wasn’t female masturbation I was thinking about. jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation Studio: Wicked Director: jessica drake Starring: jessica drake, Julia Ann, Lily Labeau, Misty

Remember the Creampie, where two people who love each other very much prove it by staying labia-adjacent during coitus? Well, the Titty Creampie is just showing off. Anyone who has ever titfucked another person knows that the titfuckee needs some big and well-oiled breasts. Furthermore, anyone who has ever titfucked

Even though this title says “HIS DICK WILL HUNT YOU DOWN,” Mandingo is actually quite the gentleman! He’s a father, he spends his free time doing handiwork around the house or hanging out in nature, and if Julia Ann finds herself uncontrollably drawn to his giant cock, it’s only because

Some people think of Julia Ann as “The Other MILF Named Ann” (after Lisa Ann) but that’s not fair to Julia! This woman is a pioneer, an award-winning MILF, an AVN Hall of Famer, and a super freaky fox. And did we mention that she’s a total badass, too? She

Specifically, her vagina. Yes, it’s been left neglected for too long and since Zoe Voss just started working for Julia, it’s up to Zoe to eat her out the right way. If she does a good job, she could be looking at a full-time position! Like 69ing! That’s a serious

So maybe Marie McCray has no hope of getting an A with pervy Julia Ann as her tutor, but at least the older woman holds McCray’s hair back as the latter gets an F. I like Reality Junkies’ “Couples Seeking Teens” series (as well as the series it ripped off/innovated