Darling House has a whole bunch of new face-meltingly hot pictures from a bunch of different photographers up, but right now we’re tripping off something Joshua Darling wrote. Sometimes it’s not about the nudity, you know? Sometimes we get excited when a guy like him says, “I’m not from America. This is why I came to America. God bless you, your sunshine and your women.” Back at you, Mr. Darling.
We like to think of Darling House as the House of Darling, the dynasty that ruled an alternate-universe Austro-Hungarian empire and gave patronage to some of the most talented and prolific erotic artists in history. Our fantasy isn’t too far from the truth: the photographers who fly their freak flags beneath Darling’s banner are all brilliant, and they have some sexy new material you ought to see.
Every time we get an email from Joshua Darling about the new goings on at Darling House, our pants instantly tighten with excitement. This latest batch of updates is amazing: four fabulous photographers present five galleries that range from the playful and vibrant to the enigmatic and spankable. We don’t know how we’re to go about spanking a gallery of photos, but we’re going to try!
Are you familiar with Steve Prue? We are all about this gentleman, and when we found out that he has his own slice of life in the Darling House cake, we were ecstatic. Either Prue and Darling will become besties, or they’ll destroy each other, but no matter what they do, one thing is certain: we’re about to see a lot of naked ladies.
Looking for the land of milk and honey (and champagne)? Well, look no further than Crush Object Sovereign Syre and Joshua Darling’s latest video: I <3 ASS!!! It’s like Sovereign’s audition tape for Elegant Angel’s “Big Wet Asses” series, except, you know, she doesn’t care what Elegant Angel thinks. They
Darling House (you know, the family of photographers, models, and other forms of sexiness headed by Joshua Darling and Sovereign Syre) just hit us with a huge blitz of hot updates, and we figured we’d hit you with the same! So get ready for bathroom pics, artistic manifestos, and—as always—the
Sovereign and her main squeeze, Joshua Darling, celebrated their belated anniversary with a weekend jaunt down to Key West where they played around, ate well, took dirty pictures, and firmly secured their position as one of the most adorable smut-producing couples ever. We’re a tad concerned that Sovereign and Joshua
Tales of high end call girls who make thousands of dollars in single day and spend their evenings downing Dom Perignon while rolling in a bed of cash may seem like the stuff of urban legend. But Joshua Darling can attest that there are, in fact, people who live that
If you had ten minutes alone with Cat, what would you do? Ask her about the weather? Show her a terrible magic trick? Stare awkwardly at her while clearing your throat? We’d go for a suave combination of all of the above. Joshua Darling, on the other hand, got Cat
Ah, young love…those first tender moments of stolen kisses, exploring each other’s bodies, and rolling naked in front of a camera…well, maybe that last one is just Rosebud and Sovereign Syre, but we think it should happen more often. (darlingerotica.tumblr.com)