Damn, homies, when’s the last time you watched some good cheerleader porn? When’s the last time you saw Sindee Jennings drench a man’s face and hands with her fountain of a fanny (in the British sense)? We’re betting it’s been a while since you’ve appreciated either of those pleasures, so we got them both right here, all wrapped up in a handy bit of 69ing. It’s the pill-shaped sex capsule of your dreams.
It might not be the traditional choice, but it holds the audience quite well, gives them the same number of goosebumps, and won’t give them the nightmares the ghost stories usually produce. If someone hears a raccoon rustling through the garbage, they won’t mistake it for a murderer with a rusty hook hand, they’ll think it’s just Aleksa Nicole looking for a dick to suck–she’s the Tooth Fairy of deep tissue massages!
Oh, the surprises of selective focus. Just when you think Vanilla DeVille is simply (and impressively) mouth-fucking a massive schlong we get the full perspective — and it’s revealed she’s also taking just as chunky a chode from behind. A multitalented, multi-orificed wonder, that Vanilla! We just don’t know where to rest our eyes… Guess our fate is to look like one of those wide-eyed kitty cat clocks perpetually peeping from side to side.
If there’s a sinister senator siphoning money into his own pocket, you can impeach him and it’s over. But what do you do when a corrupt schoolgirl? Put her in detention? Yeah, great, then she’ll fuck everyone in detention and stage a coup against the school administration. You can’t win with these girls.
Reality Junkies has a new series, and it’s all about older women seducing younger men! Yes, this does sound a lot like their “Cougar’s Prey” line, but it differs in a very important way: these women aren’t looking for disposable boys to take advantage of, they’re helping young men evolve into the responsible, experienced, sexually-capable adults they were destined to be. Can you feel the positivity?
Milves are a marvelous force of nature, and like the ocean, they are as beautiful as they are dangerous. Bobby Manilla has made it his mission to expose that second facet of cougarness, and while we appreciate all the naughty action he delivers, we can’t help but wonder what the
Then again, it might not hurt to have one of those cards on you. Getting senior discounts always impresses the ladies, and grabbing the early bird special leaves way more time for fucking! It’s important to remember that “Older” is not the same as “Old,” and that these cougars are
Kara Zor-El, a.k.a Supergirl, escapes the destruction of her home, travels millions of lightyears in a spaceship, and joins a slutty, jizz-drenched sorority called Pi Pi Pi because of course she does. Supergirl XXX Studio: Extreme Comixxx Director: Sinister X Cast: Alanah Rae, Sunny Lane, Andy San Dimas, India Summer,
As William Blake says in “The Proverbs of Hell,” “The apple tree never asks the beech how he shall grow; nor the cougar, the young and vulnerable stud, how she shall take her prey.” Part of being a successful cougar is knowing how to subtly approach and pounce on one’s
Sex is sometimes easier when you’re on vacation, even if sex is what you do for a job. Join Tori Black, Brooklyn Lee, and Vanessa Cage on a working holiday on St. Maarten. Shane’s World 42: Paradise Island Director: Eddie Powell Starring: Tori Black, Brooklyn Lee, Vanessa Cage, Michael Vegas,
As far as movies I’ve recommended go, this is a pretty mainstream one. It’s got a ridiculous premise and the requisite blowjob/cumshot thing, but I really like all the performers in it, and the women are pretty take-charge. “Filthy Family 2,” directed by Bobby Manila, focuses on the interactions of
Why yes, this is the inverse of “My Daughter’s Boyfriend,” but that doesn’t mean this is some stale drama. Nica Noelle pits MILF against daughter for the affection of a soldier back from war! We don’t know what Joey encountered while on his tour of duty, but we doubt anything
There’s a new family on the block, and they don’t take kindly to trouble. If you put a baseball through their windows, you’re most likely going to fuck some or all of them before the day is through. Here’s the latest beef to hit the Filthy Family grill: Scott Lyons
Best friends and fellow cougars Dyanna Lauren, Lisa Ann, and Diamond Foxxx spend the day at the local Ccuntry club reminiscing about their greatest conquests. Along the way they paint a picture, one worth a thousand words or more. Directed by Jonathan Morgan, “Country Club Cougars” takes us into the
Ever since Jonny Depp’s star turn as Clyde, we’ve been waiting for a knock off. With 60 stars and 10 scenes–most of them orgies–we think “Bonny & Clide,” from Bluebird Films, may be just what we dreamed. With so many studios just struggling to get by, reusing old scenes, focusing
With Betty White’s return to the spotlight, and Rue McClanahan’s recent passing, “The Golden Girls” have been in the media a lot lately. This, it happens, is both good and bad for “The Golden Girls – A XXX MILF Parody.” The Golden Girls – A XXX MILF Parody Studio: New
Given how much we both love all things sexy and nerdy, well, Hustler’s second “Star Trek” porn just seemed like a perfect opportunity for Fleshbot and io9 to team up for a joint review. Lux: For those of you mostly interested in the sex part of this sexy, sexy movie,
The novelty of featuring the game Kelly Shibari (the BBW who isn’t April Flores) and Tim von Swine as the beefy midwestern Connor couple quickly loses its luster in this uninspired parody that should have tried harder. Roseanne: The XXX Parody Studio: Dream Zone Enertainment Director: Jim Enrght Starring: Kelly
Wicked invites us to delve into the realm of oriental delights with their newest release, “Asian Eyes.” Wanton harlots apply ancient oral techniques, then offer up their tender silky cherry blossoms to be pried wide open. Yeah, so, we feel a little like the folks who buy a Terracotta warrior
A porn parody of “True Blood”: has there ever been a more amazing idea? The sexiest show on television…only with real sex. Fleshbot and io9 were both so excited for this release, we teamed up for a joint review. Lux: Since I’m sure there are some of you who are