What I like about “Evil BBW Gold 2″ is that it is not a self-conscious celebration of ubercurvy women. It takes for granted that BBWs can be porny, too, and suggests that porn needn’t trip over itself to say that heavier performers are also attractive.

In today’s installment of Throwback Thursday, we’re hopping in a chartered bus to a place where hairy bushes, double exposures, and casual stranger-bangin’ rule: Sex World! It’s a land where one’s wildest fantasies can roam free — then be reined in and fucked like they should be.

Guess who has the big throbbing dicks now? That’s right, it’s a bunch of flossy, sadistic, well-trained babes who relish the chance to go balls deep in boy butt. With the help of a few good toys and an unlimited supply of lube, these ladies are turning the tides of penetration and showing us that revenge is a dish best served anally.

We love us some big beautiful women. And while the industry has a way to go before it gives the right screen time to ladies of all sizes, in the meantime we’ll take super-hot movies like this one. It seems to err on the side of worshipping instead of demeaning its models, which is a step in the right direction. Plus, all of the babes are totally fierce and horny and gorgeous, especially Kelly Shibari, and Betty Blac. And it features the insta-classic line; “Well, when she got down on her knees and started worshipping my pussy, I think that was a dead giveaway.”

Tricia Devereaux, dancer from Ohio, wandered into a Joey Silvera movie in 1995 wearing a cheerleader outfit. When it came off I felt like I was watching the solution for every Everclear album.

You can never know when a strap attack will come, no matter how hard you try. Oh sure, you’ll buy a fancy security system, lock your doors, and pay a bodyguard to pick up the soap when you drop it in the shower, but as soon as you feel safe enough to wear leather chaps, Kristina Rose will be knocking at your backdoor with a bouquet of roses and a fistful of lube.

Kneeling before other messiahs or holy figures isn’t such a big deal: you genuflect, maybe you prostrate, maybe you kiss someone’s ring and go about your business. However, kneeling before The Sexual Messiah (a.k.a. Nacho Vidal, a.k.a. the LeBron James of Sadistic Dick Swingers) is a different story. Young Hope here ended up kneeling for quite some time as Nacho parked his cock in the back of her throat, so keep that in mind the next time you run into Mr. Vidal.

For my last Porn For Straight Girls review (the column will continue, just not with me) I’m choosing to share with you the strangest movie I have, “She-Male Police 2,” and I have an ulterior motive. It’s a great piece of pornography. It’s also probably the last kind of smut

It’s just like the Miss America pageant, except there are no questions, no swimsuit competition, no evening wear portion, and everyone has the same talent: finding the nearest guy and making him take a strap-on to the ass. This is a timeless tradition, an American institution dreamed up by the