Damn, the last time we saw Joanna Krupa’s rad bod was in 2012–November of 2012. What has she been doing? Where have the cameras been? What happened to the gnomes we hired to record Krupa’s every beach excursion? We’re happy that this exquisite side view of her breastness showed up, but still, we need to get our money back.
Joanna Krupa doesn’t do artificial heat, so she and her bikini are chasing the sun’s warmth around the world. This return to nature has reminded us that you don’t need a fancy camera with a powerful flash in order to turn clothing translucent, for behold, the water and light have revealed Joanna’s nipples.
It’s like she’s wearing a beaded curtain on her body! We understand that celebrities sometimes wear materials that turn translucent when exposed to a powerful camera flash, but we can’t imagine that top works in any light. Then again, maybe the top is working, and we need to change our ideas about street fashion.
Coco isn’t the only girl we like to
stalk follow on Twitter; we have a whole roster of babes we like to keep a lusty eye on! Joanna Krupa is another such gal, and behold, she sometimes like to bust out a few choice Victoria’s Secret poses for the public.
It’s a beautiful bikini, don’t get us wrong–we love the color working with her skin, and the way the chains press into her thigh flesh is quite nice–but sooner or later, it shall reveal parts of Joanna Krupa’s anatomy that Joanna Krupa may not want revealed. Or maybe she does want them revealed! Who knows? We forgot everything we knew when we saw Joanna rubbing sunscreen on her chest.
The Polish model walks across the room with her thong popping out of her pants, saying, “I mean, I guess I don’t leave much to the imagination because I love to walk around topless in my panties.” You know what? Fuck imagination. It’s totally overrated. We once imagined what it’d
It’s been forever since we’ve thought Joanna Krupa’s flawless body, and for that, we are truly sorry. Here to help us repent is the latest issue of Russian Maxim, in which Joanna plays “Robinson Crusue” in some thongs. It’s not just a clever premise for a spread, it also makes
As far as we’re concerned, Joanna Krupa is Poland’s top model, period—so who better to begin the search for “Poland’s Next Top Model”? Especially given how excited her nipples she seems to be about the search. (hollywoodtuna.com)
If you’re old like us, there’s a chance you remember a time when PETA actually tried to tie its models’ nudity into its message (“I’d rather go naked than wear fur,” anyone?). These days, however, it seems that nudity on behalf of PETA is a given—regardless of the associated copy.
True, it’s not the first time Joanna’s posed for Playboy (and we doubt it’ll be the last). But now that she’s famous(er), it’s more exciting, right? Or, well—regardless, it’s still Joanna Krupa, taking her clothes off for the public. And that’s something to be celebrated whenever it happens, wherever it
Somehow, Bon Prix managed to combine our two favorite things into one delicious package: by going to their website, we get to shop for lingerie and look at Joanna Krupa‘s boobs! Do you think they have some sort of frequent shopper discount? Cause we have a feeling we’re going to
Joanna Krupa is now using her impressive assets to advertise the wares of Leg Avenue. Anyone know where this Leg Avenue is located, and if Joanna will still be there by the time we get there? · Joanna Krupa – Leg Avenue Lingerie Photoshoot (cameltap.com)
Joanna Krupa alone is already a vision to behold. Seeing Joanna Krupa with her sister… well, it makes us wonder what good deed we could possibly have done to deserve such a blessing. · Joanna and Marta Krupa are hot (funtasticus.com)
Joanna Krupa shows off her wares in the German issue of Maxim, which should make window shoppers everywhere quite happy. (dailypoa.com)
The inimitable Joanna Krupa throws her hat into the sexy nude calendar ring (and fortunately remembers to take her clothes off first). Why must there only be 12 months in one year? (areaticino.com)
· Joanna Krupa is a Polish model starring in an Australian magazine, which might make some Americans question their own patriotism. Should we get the U.N. involved? (dailypoa.com) · A new study says that when shown pictures of couples having sex, men stare at women’s faces and it’s the women
· Vivid may have run into a little snag with their Toastee sex tape they were planning on releasing—like the fact that Red Light District says they bought it first. Get back to us when you sort it all out, guys. Or don’t. (avn.com) · Model Joanna Krupa does not