Frank French vixen Jessie Volt becomes a poster child for Budapesti debauchery in “Jessie Volt Is My Sex Toy.

Even if you flunked out of high school algebra, you probably know enough math to put together a decent threesome. Here, we’ll start off the equation for you: take three people, subtract their clothing, divide the number of dicks by the number of available orifices, and go from there. Don’t forget that you have to show your work; we want to see you work it!

If you’ve always wanted to participate in an office bracket but don’t feel a personal stake in the NBA (minus NBA Jam), dry your tears because here’s a knockout tournament right in our wheelhouse. It pits Euro porn babe against Euro porn babe, and we’re down to the semifinals.

Cathy Heaven and a few of her Europorn pals have been feeling lousy recently, and when one of them suggested they might be allergic to ass, they all decided to try going booty-free for a while. Unfortunately, that just made them feel worse. Now they’re playing with butts again, and they’ve doubled their intake to make up for lost time (and lost nutrients–you need those ass nutrients)!

Whenever you’re exercising, be sure to follow the three P’s: practice, preparation, and pacing. This is true for every sort of event, whether you’re running a marathon, lifting giant orbs in a Strongman competition, or increasing the dimensions of your anus. Liza Del Sierra knows how to handle her holes

It’s the biggest national holiday in France, so we’re rolling out a big ol’ list of French pornstars who have touched our lives in meaningful ways (you know, like Lafayette, but with smut instead of military support). Basically, we’re hoping to cozy up to these hotties by impressing them with

You know how men-folk get: they think their large penises make them carnal conquistadors. But really, Rico Strong is a sweet man, and Skin Diamond, Kristina Rose, and Asa Akira love him for his smooth-talking ways and knowledge of fine cognacs. But everyone knows that smooth-talking and fine cognac leads

It’s Jesse Jane’s policy to never negotiate with terrorists, but when Scott Nails says he’ll send Jesse’s new beau evidence of her scandalous past, she knows the only way to shut him up is to screw his brains out. Again, this is another one of those movies that gets even

Selena Rose thought she was going on a date with Manuel Ferrara, but it was really a trick by Erik Everhard and Scott Nails! So she has sex with Scott, we guess. Later she fucks Manuel. That’s about it. Sometimes these plots are really involved and intricate, and sometimes they’re

There’s nothing quite so elegant as simplicity of design. In art it’s called minimalism. In porn it’s often referred to as wall-to-wall or gonzo. A rose by any other name would still satisfy. Mike John eschews the temptation to wax rhapsodic with the release of his 5th volume of “Jerkoff