Arrr, mateys - a few days ago we all celebrated the wonderful holiday: Talk Like a Pirate Day! There's no doubt you all called your friends and family members scally-wags, demanded plank walking, and spent all day talking about booty! Well, I know I did, and I didn't care about the strange looks my one eye not covered by an eye patch was getting. Since pirates are so awesome, what better way to celebrate than with some real booty! Let's countdown the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Pirates!
Not being one of those lucky people to have three names that sound really cool together, I have always had a bit of jealousy on my part for those who can pull off the whole three names things. I'm not saying that people with three names are cooler than all us simple folks with only two names, but I will say that people with three names tend to be pretty damn cool. They also tend to be some of the hottest, so let's count down the top ten hottest celebrities with three names.
The great William Shakespeare wrote; “What’s in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet” and while that is true some names are a little bit sexier than others.
If you’ve been thinking your life has been missing a little high seas adventuring and full-frontal nudity, then get ready to put a smile on your face because you’re about a get a look at the trailer for season 3 of hit Starz! series "Black Sails."
Jessica Parker Kennedy is fast becoming a reliable nude source.
Hard as it is to believe, 2014 is (almost) at an end. And that means it's time for one of our most favorite of all our annual rituals: the naming of our picks for Crush Objects of the Year (and the coveted number one Crush Object, too). Over the year, numerous ladies have titillated and turned us on, but only a cherished few have earned the honor of one of these ten top slots. So who wins this year?
The STARZ hit show Black Sails has a little something for everyone-- pirates, fighting and hot naked women. In a recent interview with Jessica Parker Kennedy, one of the many hot babes on the show, she talked about one of her favorite memories from filming the show.
The Starz! network is truly desperate for a hit series to keep up with the HBOs and Showtimes of the world. Therefore they've announced that their sexy pirate drama Black Sails has been renewed for a third season, three months before the second season even premieres.
A few weeks ago, the pirates of Starz's "Black Sails" set off on their wildly sexy course--and ever since, we've found ourselves consumed by questions about the lovely Jessica Parker Kennedy (also known as Max, the wonderfully manipulative and often undressed sex worker). Who is this gorgeous girl? Where did she come from? And--most importantly--where else can we see her naked? Clearly, it was time for a field guide.
A pirate's life can be a lonely one--but Jessica Parker Kennedy knows how to make it a little more friendly.
Did you think your old friend Starz had abandoned its quest for topless TV? You thought wrong, friends.
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