How’s this for a little deja vu? It’s a new season of “Mad Men,” Megan and Don are somewhere beautiful, there’s lingerie on display, and here come Jessica Pare’s boobs. Yes, that’s exactly how the previous season started off. AMC, we deeply appreciate your patterns.

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! When we think of the sexual stylings of “Mad Men,” we think of retro lingerie, strict gender roles, and Don’s overbearing (and sometimes downright aggressive) handling techniques, and the season premiere delivered exactly that: here’s Jessica Pare (as Don’s new woman) fighting, cleaning, and then getting screwed.

Ah yes, the “Lost and Delirious” scene with Jessica Pare and Piper Perabo that everyone brings up when we talk about Jessica Pare naked in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” We’ve finally decided to post it. Happy now? Because we sure are. Not only is this ridiculously hot (more like Lost

“Mad Men” fans: how much do you love Megan the secretary? Well, if you haven’t fallen in love with her yet, get prepared to: she’s played by the same actress who made this stunning turn in “Hot Tub Time Machine.” Anyone want to offer an over/under on how soon until

Did you miss your chance to see “Hot Tub Time Machine” in the theaters…and thereby miss a chance to see more of Jessica Pare’s beautiful boobs…on the big screen? You must be kicking yourself right now (we sure are!). But never fear: we managed to secure our own time machine

“Hot Tub Time Machine” follows four friends who accidentally travel back in time after a powerful hot tub booze session. Now, what would you do if you went back to 1986? Chances are, you’d be seeing some retro titties. What a coincidence! That’s exactly what they do. That’s not all