The thong. From panties to bikinis to lingerie to costumes, the thong is probably one of the most important and greatest inventions ever. To honor the thong, we are going to take a look at all the different kinds of thongs in the best way possible: by counting down celebrities who are wearing them. We have reached the end of our thong journey and we'll end it with a fun one, the costume thong. Let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in a Thong, Part 4.
The sideboob. Sometimes it's all we get. Whether it's one word or two words with you, there is one thing we can all agree on: Sideboob or side boob is always great.
I know we are all still a little hungover from the party-fest that is October 4th, otherwise known as the holiday of holidays - National Golf Day - but there is still work to be done. So, let's put away the golf-themed novelty drinks and the plaid shorts until next year. And by work, I mean let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Golf.
Let's not kid ourselves here. These could totally be pics of Jessica Alba from last week and none of would have been able to tell the difference. The only reason we know these incredibly sexy pics of Jessica Alba are from 2014 is because Maxim has a date on them.
Earlier we honored the solar eclipse by check out the hottest celebrities in the sun, but that's only part of the equation. To have a solar eclipse, you have to the moon passing in front of the sun. So to completely honor that great event in cosmic history, we have to do the second half. We have to count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrity Moons!
We all learned a couple of years ago from that great scholar, philosopher, and hip hop artist Kelis that her "milk shake" brought all the boys to the yard. While that may have been true, we now know that Jessica Alba's milk shake will most likely bring everyone to the pool.
A couple of days ago marked the official start of summer. While for some summer means vacation, others summer is time for cookouts with friends and family, to me is summer is and always will be about one thing: bikinis. Yes, bikini seasons just might be the greatest season of all. So, let's grab our sunscreen and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Bikinis!
For all the comic book - I'm sorry, graphic novel - nerds out there, Sin City is a title that is for sure in your collection. And while we may have feared the transition from the page to the big screen, the 2005 film Sin City lived up to the hype. Now it would seem that the magic is about to leap off the page once again, but this time on the small screen.
A couple of years ago, the trend of making movies based around holidays was a big thing. And by big thing I mean I think they made like three of them, two I know they made for sure, but there might a third one floating around somewhere. But since these holiday movies always brought together a great collection of leading ladies, we thought we should take a look at Valentine's Day (2010) and count down the Top Ten Hotties from the cast.
There is a bit of sadness whenever I hear that another print publication is going away, especially if that magazine was filled with some of the sexiest people alive in some of the sexiest outfits doing some pretty sexy things. Yes, it is sad to say that SELF Magazine will be ending their print edition next year. Yes, we will have one less magazine to look at while waiting in line at the store.
There's an old saying: "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life," and one has to believe that Jessica Alba has never, ever worked a day in her life. We all love seeing her in a bikini - there is no doubt that she probably loves it just as much. Seriously, there are few things in the world better than seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini.
Dressing up for Halloween isn't just for kids anymore. I'm sure I'm not alone in getting a few invitations to Halloween parties that require one wear something spooky, strange, or silly. And since celebrities are just like us, they've had to don a costume once or twice in their careers. What better way to celebrate getting all dressed up them by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Costumes?
There are some things in life that, even though we love them, we can get so incredibly frustrated with. It can a part of your job that you hate doing, that one family member who makes holiday dinners almost unbearable, or it could be something you have no control over, like Jessica Alba. Jessica Alba is so damn hot, it's kind of frustrating that she doesn't show off her body more.
I have always wondered how people in the magazine industry come up with the ideas for who is going to be on the cover. I assume it’s actually not that hard because it seems like the answer always appears to be Jessica Alba in a bikini.
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